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Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Me and my Goodfellas visited the Worlds End to see an Irishman, they called us the Wolf Of Wall Street and all the Boxtrolls shuddered in Cape Fear as they know we are Death Proof. The Hot Fuzz can't touch us as The Shaun's Of The Dead created the Return of the Living Dead in our casino. Our entertaining Pulp Fiction starts back when I was a Reservoir Dog and just made Django Unchained as we drove with our Taxi Driver as he brought us to Pans Labyrinth on Friday The 13th in our Fullmetal Jackets, we are truly the Inglourious Eight Killer Klowns on Halloween from outer space.

OH GOD ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN IT SMELLS OH JESUS CHRIST

WHY GOD OH MY GOD OH SHIT ITS COVERED IN SHIT OH JESUS CHRIST WHY WHY WHY WHY OH GOD IT STINKS IT STINKS GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD.

You're walking in the void map

Survivors are killing zombies and no one seems to see you and your gun is broken.

Out of the corner of your eye you see him spawn: Skull Champion Ze Buff

He's following you, about 10 feet apart.

He readies his flail and breaks into a walk He's gaining on you

Skull Champion Ze Buff

You're try to equip a rocket sleigh but it just wont spawn

He's almost upon you now And you can see there's dead survivors near him.

My God, there's dead survivors everywhere!

Running for you life (from Skull Champion Ze Buff) He's brandishing an axe (It's Skull Champion Ze Buff)

Lurking in the distance PR's anti camp machine Skull Champion Ze Buff.

Living in hell (Skull Champion Ze Buff) Killing for cash (Skull Champion Ze Buff) Killing all the survivors.

Actual mini-boss Skull Champion Ze Buff.

Now you fled with an rocket sleigh and you seem to have lost him

But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a skeleton

You creep silently through the blinding light.

Aha! In the distance A small group of survivors with a van

Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your caught! Ah! It's a Leaper gnawing on you !

Ripping away your health (Quiet, quiet) Screaming for help (Quiet, quiet) Now somebody just shot it.

Skull Champion Ze Buff just killed them all.

Sharpening his axe (Skull Champion Ze Buff)But he doesn't seem to see you (Skull Champion Ze Buff)

You're sneaking up behind him

Axe swinging murderer Skull Champion Ze Buff.

Fighting for your life with Skull Champion Ze Buff Dodging an axe from Skull Champon Ze Buff

Shoot him in his ribs, Safe at last from Skull Champion Ze Buff.

You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your clawed chest But you have won; you have beaten Skull Champion Ze Buff.

Wait! He isn't dead (Champion surprise) You dodged an axe to your head and death is in his eyes. But you have unlimited health cheats.

Cheating in a battle with Skull Champion Ze Buff.

Unfair fight with Skull Champion Ze Buff

Frustrating Night for Skull Champion Ze Buff.

You keep shooting bullets at Skull Champion Ze Buff.

But he keeps tripping you with his flail. He's doesnt seem to be dying,

He jumps and axes you to the left. You counter to the right, you shoot him in the eyes. You're shooting him dead now You have just shot dead Skull Champion Ze Buff.

His body crumbles to the floor, Expressionless you crouch and catch your breath. You're finally safe from Skull Champion Ze Buff...