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"By the name of God, I will smite you!"
-The priest threatening the zombies
"you cant excorcise a zombie but you can put em on a threadmill and get the evil out of the fats!"
"Better safe than sorry"
--Church Guy
“no catholic jokes, wikia please hold your mouth closed”
-the non joke
"WHOOPS! That's the church bell button."
-Priest's famous last words
"Do you believe in gravity?"
-Priest
"If you wanna reach those survivors on the street, you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat"
-Jim Coleric
"Protect this man and his church, because apparently God isn't."
-Priest
I support this man