Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30676083-20170627142248

All citizens of the United States need to flee to a military safe zone, or you will run the risk of being bombed by the military. Bombings will start at aproximatley 8:00 AM EST, 7:00 AM CST, 6:00 AM MST, 5:00 AM PST. This message will repeat. All citizens-

"We're screwed. It's 7:30 right now. They're gonna get here any minute. We have to find somewhere safe, Luke."

"We can't with those..things outside the door, dude! We might as well just feed them."

"..I didn't realize you were so suicidal."

"Oh my God, Zack, are you serious? There is actually ZERO chance we can survive against them. They don't get tired, hungry, thirsty, or anything. If we were like that, we would be here for all eternity. Even if we did manage to get out, there's probably a horde of them waiting on the streets."

"Dude. We have to make a move soon. There's a trolly station below us. That could protect us from the bombs."

"Heh! Yeah, concrete against explosions. It'll work. Hey, maybe those things will escort us there!"

"Why are you so pessimistic?"

"Because there's no way we can win! You said it earlier, we're screwed."

"Look, there must be a gun or something near us."

Hysterical laughter

"What?"

"Do you really think that you can even handle a gun? This isn't COD, dude.  Your not gonna be able to pull off 10 million headshots if you pick up a gun."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yea-"

BANG.

"Oh, you were wrong. Your dead as well."

CRACK.

"COME AND GET M-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHLFLDDL"

(you can probably imagine what it sounds like)

All citizens of the United States, the bombings have begun. May God have mercy on your soul. This will repeat. All citizens of the United States, the bombings have begun. May God have mercy on your soul. This will repeat. All citizens of the United States, the bombings have begun. May God have mercy on your soul. This will repeat. All citizens of the United States, the bombings have begun. May God have mercy on your soul. This will repeat. All citizens of the United States, the bombings have begun. May God have mercy on your soul. This will repeat. All citizens of the United States, the bombings have begun. May God have mercy on your soul. This will repeat.All citizens of the United States, the bombings have begun. May God have mercy on your soul. This will- 