Thread:Batmonz/@comment-26130843-20161029055201/@comment-26331658-20161030004939

First, you have to look for the early symptoms that lead up to this filthy and contagious disease.

Luckily, there are always a few warning signs to look for.

1: "DDOP" (Daily dose of ponies) This is our first symptom, it gives patients the urge to have a daily (Or weekly, depends on the current level of bronyness) dose of anything pony related. This could include watching episodes, looking at fanart or reading fanfiction. Anything pony related qualifies.

2: "BS" (Brony senses) This symptom is normally found at the start of one's bronyness. This symptom infects the infected's senses. This causes the one infected to constantly talk about ponies, or bronies. This stage is where the patient feels the ponies taking over his/her mind, like some of their sanity is slipping away. in this stage, You can still be saved, as long as You have never watched an episode, You are cure-able.

3: "IPC" (intense pony craving) This Happens if a patient has not had his/her "DDOP" This causes the patient/infected to feel some sort of emptiness in their day, if they didnt have their "DDOP" Thus, making them want to watch even more the next day. Quitting being a brony is similar to Smoking/Drugs, it's hard to quit. (pls no ban)

4: "FB"(Full bronyness) out of all of the symptoms listed, this is the most dangerous off all. This is where the patient fully embraces bronyhood, and is officially a full/extreme brony. If You enter this stage, there is no going back...... *ominous music plays* The only way to cure this type of brony is to either Kill it, (either with a cross, garlic, or by piercing it's heart with a wooden stake) or by Special surgery, and mental exercises.

As for furries, there is still no cure found but me and my team are still in search to stop this epidemic. Avoid this subculture at all costs and you will be fine.

-Batmonz: The doctor of internet retardation.