Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32244121-20170619105728

Once upon a-

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In a world of a parallel universe, we talk about Joe. Joe was good man and he saw the good in the world then after 9 seconds of reading this, the country went boom-boom, men-women dying so did memes.

Joe was in the bathroom took a dump. He went to the zoo to take a piss- I mean to see animals because why not. Along the way, he met a guy named Homs, Homs worked in the zoo and hated his job cleaning poop. So Homs decided to go to the display case of "Do not touch" He grabbed the Kidmower (Minigun) and mowed all the animals (Zombies). He went to the Elephant section aka Brute club and spammed lots of grenades. Joe said "IT'S TIME TO STOP" - "Stop, get some help" - "OH NO HOMS", but Homs didn't stop and he alerted Joe "There are tons of kids there, and get the hillbilly spas-12 and do something! Joe grabbed the gun and saw the kids shouting "GRENADE SPAMMER" - "OMG, HES A SPAS USER" - "WOW, TEAMERS". Homs said "Quickly, shoot them fast!" Joe replied "Why?" Homs then said "They have the thing called autism and the mods aren't here yet.. I have modcalled and they are on their way for 5 minutes" Joe shot the kids and killed about 4 in one shot. One of them had a DB shotgun that went in full-rambo, Homs said "NO!!!!!"

To be CONTINUED..... 