Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-30450114-20161120191814/@comment-35398238-20161122125630

True story here..

Doodoodoo walking down bouri stairs to camp lalala..

I then see an Edgar shoot his tounge at me, so I pop dat head.

Feeling proud I then heard some STRAAAANGE noises, and I saw a Leaper pounce me.

I called for help.

OUT OF NOWHERE, A GUEST JUMPS ONTO THE BOAT TO HEADSHOT THE LEAPER.

I was at 27 HP when he saved me.

I then guarded that guest and defibbed him everytime he died.

We were friends.. nearly best friends despite being so different.

Then.. I see a vote come up.

"Kick Guest 2354?"

"Heh, vote no guys look at this kid being triggered, kicking all Guests."

I click no.

8 seconds later..

"Kicking Guest 2354.."

"No.. NO! MY ONLY FRIEND, GONE FOREVER!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU TRASHFILLED OD'ER?!"

"quit being mad lamo git gud"

Every round after that, EVERY SECOND THAT I HAD AN OPPURTUNITY TO KILL MYSELF TO BECOME A ZOMBIE, JUST TO KILL HIM, WAS TAKEN.

Camps behind a rock as Leaper

He shot an M202 rocket at me as I jumped away.

He crept closer, and as did I.

I pounce from the rock that hid my position.

I jumped, and grabbed onto him.

"OMFG YOU STUPID IDIOT"

"SOMEONE HELP IM ACROSS THE BRIGE AND I GOT LEAPERED"

"Someome calling for help, eh? What a lowlife you are, kicking an innocent Guest for your own entertainment. You now expect anyone to help you?"

"STFU DUMB KID"

I proceed to tear out the insides of his entire chest cavity.

Then, I rarely became survivor.

As a Brute, I forgot the map with the crane and the boat with the storages, etc.

He was running on the crane lmao. I threw my club on the floor where he fell and he died.

"OMFG AR YU SERIOUS?"

Me: "I'm looking at your X-Rays, and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!"

"STFU STUPID KID OMGF #### THIS GAME AND #### YUO"

He left the game.

I achieved complete satisfaction.

The moral of this story is..

..if you kick an innocent guest for no reason in my server, you will be hunted down until you leave.

Thanks for coming everyone, I'll tell this story to my children and my children's children!

Have a good night!

(its morning)

And the curtains close..