Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30676083-20170608024023

I just love killin'.

Oh man, it's been so long since I've watched Rick and Morty. Or any tv show for that matter. Anyways, I'm going to talk about Lord Pumpkin Jr. You probably don't know who or what that is, but hey, I'm here to shed some light on it.

Lord Pumpkin Junior is the son of Lord Pumpkin, who is literatly a giant pumpkin. I think I've said that word, like, 5 times now. Anyways, Lord Pumpkin-

[Incoherent laughing]

Lord Pumpkin was in the original apocalypse. You know, [distant] the one without charged brutes! [normal] Anyways, I guess his son got angry when he didn't come home from father's day or something, so he decided to get revenge on the survivors...

by doing the exact same thing as his dad.

[ATTACKS]

Shockwave- Self explanatory. He just sends a lava shockwave in your general direction.

Meteors- He, somehow, sends down meteors from Vallhala and rains them on your parade and your brand new M16A1.

Boo's- He sends out boo's to hug you and drag you towards him. No matter how much you scream, they don't know you're trying get away from him. I'm not even lying. It's in the report. Hey, at least they gave out Boopacks, which are amazing. If you do not know what a boopack is, educate yo self.

[NEW WEAPONS]

M134 Minigun- The classic "you're-basically-dead" of the apocalypse. The M134 minigun which is capable of mowing down waves of zombies in a matter of seconds with it's 7.62 bullets having the velocity speed for 3000 feet per second breaking the super sonic sound barrier which comes from its 6 powerfull rotating barrels powered by a extrenal eletric motor source which can spit it up to 6000 revolutions per minute faster than a panckae mixer, weighing 165 pounds. Man, that's a mouthful. Wait, this is from Swager-

And that's it for Lord Pumpkin Jr. I'll probably do more of this in the future. Also, I think I'm in S.N.R.'s next brodcast, which is really cool. Hope he gets out ok. And, as always, good luck, survivors. 