Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20181202052225

The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...

S.H.E.L.L: "Oh! How unusual, it appears I am being recorded by this very analysis."

[The Ground Shakes, A Rocky Being Walks Along]

S.H.E.L.L: "And here is Master Gollum!"

Frost Gollum: ". . ."

S.H.E.L.L: "Well, say hello to the- Uh, no no no no! Don't touch that Master-"

[Dramatic Lightning]

S.H.E.L.L: "I'd say, Master Gollum. That was hardly necessary- Wait, I am detecting an intrusion at your entrance." [Pauses] "It's those Survivors, they are fighting over your Ticket Stockpile."

Frost Gollum ". . ." [Stomps Rocky Feet On The Ice]

S.H.E.L.L: "It's not MY fault that you placed your stockpile there, Master Goll- Master Gollum.. What are you doing.."

Frost Gollum: ". . ." [Begins Bashing The Door Down With It's Rocky Hands]

S.H.E.L.L: "Master Gollum, Will you please calm down, this is the 4th door you had to bash down in rage."

Frost Gollum: ". . ." [Falls Apart Into Pieces]

S.H.E.L.L: "You are taking a nap.. With uninvited guests at your door at THIS MOMENT!? Master Gollum, It's worse that you cannot speak, but you can't jus-"

[20+ Survivors Pop Out Of Nowhere]

Survivor 12: "YEEE- Waet.. Wear boss?"

Survivor 03: "Noob, just punch those rocks there."

Survivor 07: "Cans I has Spear? I waited fer 3 hours ;-;"

S.H.E.L.L: "Well then. I guess I will have to find a new Boss after this..."

[Survivors Punch Frost Gollum, Which Groans In Anguish And Forms Into A Humanoid Then Attacks]

[They Bypass All Of His Attacks]

Frost Gollum: [Unintelligible Angry Groaning] "- Oof!"

S.H.E.L.L: "...Really. REALLLY!?"

Survivor 19: "Will someone shoot down that snarky shell already!"

S.H.E.L.L: "Uh o-" [Falls Apart After Being Shot By Many Bullets]

[Frost Gollum Vanishes, Chests Appear And Survivors Pounce On White Chest - Screaming And Throwing Salt At Each Other]

[The Frost Gollum Lets Out A Sad Groan, The Shattered Rock Pieces Sweating Out Watery Tears]

=( Lost Ratchet )= 