Board Thread:Lores/@comment-29781728-20170526030624

We've decided to release our M939 truck, specially designed to combat zombie hordes, to the public. It will be stationed around numerous military bases established in three (3) main cities, and can be easily picked up. No keys are required for safety. Once you press down the gas, it starts up and is ready. They are located within a fenced off area that we will attempt to guard 24/7. These trucks will obviously run out, and will be replenished every month. If we ever run out of military trucks to modify, we will attempt to produce them with various repurposed materials. (e.g melted down cars, old wheels).

The truck comes with various safety precautions: bulletproof, tinted glass. Wheels with reinforced axles, rubber is coated with thin steel cord for further reinforcement. Back portion of truck includes cover and seats. We have tested this truck against numerous normal infected and Edgars. Edgars cannot pull you out of the back seats nor the driver's seat. Leapers can leap onto the back and can possibly pull you out of the chair. Brutes deal heavy damage to the truck, but the truck can usually withstand a couple hits. Elementals cannot set fire to the truck, but be wary of Jolts, as they can turn the truck into a deadly electrocuting piece of metal in a few seconds. Seats are leather, coated with rubber (headrest) as a precaution.

Do not be greedy. We advise to take three (3) trucks at the most every trip. If they are damaged slightly, we expect that you have the ability to repair them. If they are rendered irreparable, you may simply have to make do.

Thank you, and we appreciate your cooperation for combatting these braindead husks of flesh.

[MEMO 'TO BE RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC BY MEANS OF AIRDROP ON 12:00 6/15/2017].'

Author's Note:

The safety precautions I included are in no means teasing possible abilities of the M939. 