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What the kek did you just topkek say about me, you little kek? I’ll have you know I graduated topkek of my kek in the Topkek Keks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret topkeks on Al-Topkek, and I have over 300 confirmed keks. I am trained in topkek warfare and I’m the top kek in the entire Topkek armed keks. You are nothing to me but just another topkek. I will wipe you the kek out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Topkek, mark my topkek words. You think you can get away with saying that kek to me over the Topkek? Think again, topkek. As we speak I am contacting my secret topkek of keks across the Topkek and your Topkek is being traced right now so you better prepare for the topkek, kek. The kek that wipes out the pathetic little topkek you call your lkek. You’re topkek dead, kek. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred keks, and that’s just with my bare keks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed topkek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Topkek Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable kek off the face of the continent, you little kek. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” kek was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your topkek tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the kek, you goddamn kek. I will kek fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re topkek dead, kek.

(copypasta because im insecure and want to look cool to you guys.)