Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20171126002906

''The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...''

Pro: Finally! The day of reckoning has come!

[Dramatic Lightning]

Pro: Whoa.. Where that come from.. Cuuul!

[Takes Out A Karambit And A Axe From Locker]

Pro: I am so glad that we have no ammunition, I will finally have a fair fight against these alledged pro's that they falsely declare on themselves.

[Heads Towards A Door]

Pro: I have gotten so good at this. I have practiced for a week for this kind of scenario - all because someone took the last can of beans. [Gets A Last Spoonful Of Beans And Eats] [Throws Empty Can Away] Mmmm, pork and ketchup...

[Pills Just Forms Out Of Nowhere And He Places Them At His Side]

Pro: I am ready. [Begins To Open Door] I will soon-

[Suddenly A Bacon Hair Squeals And Charges At The Top Of His Lungs With Tinpot At Hand]

[Pro Gets Out An Axe And Swings While Screaming, Killing Him Successfully With Closed Eyes]

Bacon Hair: Oof! [Dies]

Pro: HOLY MOTHER OF- [Opens Eyes] -Oh nevermind. See, I got this.

Survivor: [At A Distance] Stop screaming you stupid baby?!

Pro: Shut up Noob! I am more prepared to- [Rambo Misses Pro And Hits Side Of Building]

[Pro Takes Cover While Screaming]

Pro: HOW?! There isn't suppose to be- GAAAUUH! [A Tinpot Hits Him In The Face And Collapses]

[A Chestnut Hair Stands Over Him With Tinpot]

Pro: Guhh... I will get yooou...

[Chestnut Hair Takes Out Chainsaw]

[Chestnut Girl Smiles Insanely]

Pro: WAIT! NOOAAA- AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE- Oof!! [Dies]

[Pro Respawns As Ghost Surrounded With Angry Survivors]

Pro: At least last survivor will beat Chestnut Hair.

[Chestnut Hair Wins]

Pro: REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA-

[Gets Banned For Attempted Spam]

​=( Lost Ratchet )= 