Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20171205031843

''The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...''

​Yeti II: "RAAAAAA!!! I had enough of this..."

​[Dramatic Lightning]

​Yeti II: "First my malformed son.... then my pet Rhi-Snow... These tiny creatures know nothing but to get personal gain... And give others such devastating loses..."

​[Dramatic Lightning]

​Yeti II: "They will rue the day... on ever taking my loved ones, and my pet from me. They will face my wrath!"

​[Throws Ice Club In An Ice Cube Targeting Dummy]

​Yeti II: "I never miss. My abilities are beyond their comprehension! My newly faithful guardian Mr. Macaroni now guards my very gatesm and my impossible obbey that he has setted up for me."

​[Rips Ice Club Out Of Targeting Dummy]

​Yeti II: "And I had some of their henchmen install these security cameras - I can finally observe and see how Mr. Macaroni is-"

​[Yeti Looks At Screen, Mr Macaroni Is In Pieces On The Ground With The Doors Wide Open]

​Yeti II: "NOOOOOOO!! IMPOSSIBLE?! [Yeti Roars] This took me months to get all set! And I JUST made friendship with Mr. Macaroni?! What vile monster would-"

​[20+ Survivors Randomly Poof Out Of Nowhere]

​Survivor 06: "Yay! We face Yeti now!"

​Survivor 11: "I claim his chest first!"

​Yeti II: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF-"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[All Survivors pop out M249/Minigun's]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Yeti II: "Oh no... NOOOOOOOAAA! Stay Away from me, Stay Away from me!!"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​'''[Survivors Dodge With Ease. Yeti Misses Them With His Thrown Ice Club. Tronadoes Were Dodged As Well]'''

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Yeti II: "How is this possible?! I Trained for yea- Oof!"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Yeti Collapses And Dies]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Survivors Dog-pile Onto The Yeti]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Survivor 27: "HA! I got the chest!"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Survivors Scream In Rage And Begin Brawling]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Survivor 33: "Give me that! I was wanting that for HOURS!!"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Survivor 11: "Noo, He promised to give it to me, noob!"

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[They Argue For Hours]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​Yeti II: "But... All the planning..."

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​[Yeti II Sobs]

<span style="display:inline!important;float:none;color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-variant:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2;text-align:left;text-decoration:none;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;-webkit-text-stroke-width:0px;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;">​=( Lost Ratchet )= <ac_metadata title="[STORY] The Yeti Menace: The Returning - (In A Nutshell)"> </ac_metadata>