Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-29781728-20170112022711

Please no ban.

Place went to his local Starbucks to get the all new SANI Virus free Pokemon Go drink. When he went to pay, he stuffed his hand down his pocket. He felt something in there that wasn't his wallet, and pulled it out. His hand was covered in the most cancerous thing he could imagine, 3.0s. As he shook it off, he slowly realized that his exposure to this could lead to serious problems, like extremely powerful attraction to random people, and just normal cancer, but he shrugged it off.

During the rest of the day, Place's friends couldn't help but notice he seemed different. SWAGER was later quoted as saying "more trash than usual". When he suddenly left in the middle of dinner with all the fellow R2D staff, they knew something was off. They were having meatballs, after all, and they weren't half-assed.

Place was going outside to take pictures of a Ticker passing by. Or someone wearing a hazmat suit, but let's just say it was a Ticker. Every second he was near the irradiated being, his attraction to it became stronger and stronger. He took about 5 pictures, and went back inside. He finished his dinner, and later lay in his bed. He dismissed his thought about possibly having a mental problem.

The next day, he headed off to his computer and transferred the Ticker images off his phone. He opened them in Photoshop and set to work, resizing them to fit in his wallet. Now he could see his newfound waifu whenever he wanted.

Ticker, of course, was easy to find. Just follow the radiation puddles that randomly formed wherever Ticker went. Place confronted Ticker in front of the police station. "Hey, you seem nice! Wanna go out for a coffee or something?" Ticker, of course, had never been asked out for coffee before, as most people would not want to be around something that causes radiation exposure, so Ticker agreed. This was probably a one in a lifetime chance, after all.

After their coffee, they agreed to go out for dinner next week. Before they parted, Place took out his wallet to go pay, and tripped on a radiation puddle, dropping his wallet. Dozens of images of Ticker flew out of the wallet. Place, immediately realizing how much of a mistake he just made, fumbled to collect them all, but Ticker saw. And Ticker was extremely creeped out. Before saying goodbye, Ticker rushed out of the Starbucks, and left Place there in shock. Place regretted everything.

Ticker then placed Place's phone ( that he had left on the table)  in her pocket, and waited for him to find her. She had no doubt that he would. 