Board Thread:Forum Games/@comment-31780004-20170809130636/@comment-27029517-20170809134132

What the duck did you just duckling say about me, you little meme? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Prestige Ranks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cafe County, and I have over 1,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in zombie warfare and I’m the top no-life in the entire R2D Avengers. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fork out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my duckling words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, sucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Avengers and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, baggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rank. You’re duckling dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Guard Panthers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable memes off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your duckling tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re duckling dead, kiddo.