Board Thread:Lores/@comment-31524869-20161219230400

Disclaimer: This topic is fully under the current knowledge and basic eye witnessed facts, Some topics you may see may or may not be convincingly true at all.

​Howdy ladies and gents, This is Survivor News Radio, acronymed S.N.R for short, I will be your host to the full analysis of current survivors, zombies, and the most iconic places survivors are well known to be. To start this off, we will be reviewing about Zombies, and one in particular, the Edgar.

Origins Of Appearance

Believe me, I had many encounters with them myself, if not so then just so recently. I bet your asking, Where did the Edgar came from? When did they come to the world when the virus first sprung, or more commonly, Why is that breed specifically called 'The Edgar'?

Now, this is all in my opinion, but my guesswork to how they came is quite ideally days after the initial reports of the SANI Virus on many news channels, the first recordings of the Edgar's first appearance was someplace in France, They are roughly the second kind to form after normal zombies create national unrest among many other countries in the world. For how Edgar sticked to this kind, is very uncertain, Originally they were called Smokers, no, don't get me wrong, they did not evolve from the habits from the past people, this has been proven quite in the mid-years of the Apocolypse, Even if their 'coughing' is something related to that scenario. In the later years, it had a name change all due to a so called 'Legendary' Edgar, which, ironically to what some survivors recall, was named Edgar. I am not saying if what they say are true, but it's been like wildfire among other anxious survivor, Greener as day than the others, even a green tongue!

In their overall appearance, they seem quite agile from the looks, it's a wonder why their quite weak as hell, but yet so damn sneaky that, they could be anywhere and all of a sudden- Wham! A sickly tongue enwraps you and scratches your new vest to kingdom come. In all honest words, even if they were, once a friend to you, or your neighbor or family, these things are rotten to the core with every new tactic to get used to.

Evolution Of The Edgar

During the very first years when the Virus broke, We could easily cut their tongues off With chainsaws, the all famous 'Rambo' knife to what some survivors call it and sort of still use our weapons and, aheh, can hardly jump at all, but everything has changed now since... eh what was it.. A year ago or two?

Ever since, their tongues is like filing steel, their tongues more supported and resiliant to even our sharpest military grade blades, and tightening up so much, it's just damn impossible to get your guns anymore, See? Pure Evolution right there! and it took that long? Ahem, pardon, overexiting myself, but how would that be worse? they can jump, theoretically to a 3 story building window and can keep on jumping, while pulling out that long tongue of theirs and just pulling them down from buildings, cranes, windows, you name it.

The Edgar Of Today

Even as I speak of this, The Edgar proves to be even more deadlier than the last, and quite honestly, might make my Review obsolete altogether, If not dealier, far more intelligent. I have seen some things with some survivors, Dodging, punching their friends, strangely, makes positive results, as their tongues seem.. sensetive and die from it. Sounds about right.. to die from your tongue being punched. aheh. Anyways, besides anything major, they are, thank goodness, very agile to be killed quite easily with just two shots of a basic pistol. But, from their intelligence, they know very well how to work together, and sometimes go off with more than just one single kill. If you can do humanity a favor, and just shoot them at first sight, that will make not just mine, but your life much easier to.

That is pretty much all I can state at this hour, until then, this is S.N.R.

Keep Safe Survivors!

- Qwerty-To-Twelve 