Talk:Home Page/@comment-31018335-20170105161303

posting my meme here

The year is 20X8... The SPAS-12 is currently the strongest weapon in the game. As the suggestions forums were flooded by buff rants back in 2017, Place's mind slowly turned into mush. The last thing Place remembered before becoming the SPAS buffer he is was SWAGER whispering into his ear "shh. no tears. only buffs, you retarded 3.0". All Place does nowadays is sit at his computer and buff the SPAS. The only enabled mode is FFA. The SPAS now deals 5000 damage a shot, and when fired, blows out everyone's speakers/headsets due to the amount of noise it makes. It fires 500 shots covering the entire map, resonating out from the person firing it. It is impossible to dodge it, as the travel time is instantaneous. The average amount of players playing R2DA is now 100,000, as CoD players flock to ROBLOX because of its skill required. Matches are decided based on internet speed. The person with the lowest ping gets to fire one millisecond before all others, winning the match. SWAGER posts videos daily, and rants about how he has the top internet in the world (comcast), but can never load in first. Commentors recommend a ethernet cable, but he tells them that they are shit and will never be at his skill level.

R2DA receives praise for its skill ceiling.

The wikia is populated by trashposters. Constructive critisicm is bannable, and all the forum topics are deleted other than the suggestions board, where all suggestions are SPAS buffs, which Place implements brainlessly.

Place's net worth is twice that of Bill Gates.