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Somebody once told me That I could make some money by bullying some people online So I grew a gnome goatee  and put on a stupid beanie And started making up some dank lies

[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane] So, I'm making death threats  and I'm calling people "[content moderated xd"] Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger [https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics#note-10184028 Never you mind that I was already banned From my ][more moderated content xd Found a loophole, now it's my goal To poison the online punch bowl You never know who I might dox So y'all can suck on my[even more moderated content xddd]

[Chorus: Uncle Dane] Hey now, you're a Keemstar Get your hat on, MLG Hey now, you're a Keemstar Get your sociopathy [https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics#note-9760973 And all we care about is news Personal attacks and harassment is totally news]

[Interlude: Keemstar] [https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics#note-9118322 Like, I literally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat, it's a promise, I want to [too much moderated content xdddddd] kill this dude] Oh, [the moderated content is real, Alex is doing this ]hashtags [https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics#note-9118404 Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, ][mg stop keemstar with the bad words] Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid[stop] [https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics#note-10118912 I only do this show for money, that's it, alright? I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a [stop noob] scam I really hope you die of insert brutal death here, I hate every single one of you [GOD STOP] the fans]   [Chorus: Uncle Dane] Hey now, you're a Keemstar Do a trickshot, MLG [https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics#note-10184040 Hey now, you're a Keemstar Eat your popcorn, goatee] [https://genius.com/Uncle-dane-hey-now-youre-a-keemstar-lyrics#note-10184045 And all I report is the news If you can call this news]

[Verse 2: Uncle Dane] Somebody once asked "Could you spare me from harassment? Your content is a [stop this content disgrace"] I said "Yep, and to save my rep I'm gonna bully you until you're dead I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face"

[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane] Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on coming Doesn't make sense to give up this [please lord I make mad money from being a ][man uncle dane] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">My revenue stream, it is my dream To take online gossip to the extreme <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I'm a sociopath, don't you know? I'll do anything for a little dough

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[Chorus: Uncle Dane] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Hey now, you're a Keemstar <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Get your Keem on, Keemstar <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Hey now, you're a Keemstar <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">You're an insert roast here, Keemstar