Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20171117220504

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​Epic Survivor: At long last. The time comes!

[Dramatic Lightning]

Epic Survivor: Will you mind?! You're ruining the moment!

[Silence]

Epic Survivor: Aherm, as I was saying; The time comes.

[Gets An M249 and a Rambo Out Of Locker]

Epic Survivor: I have slaughtered many malformed zombies for years. I have never been befeated in my life before brutes even existed. I am a pro!

[He Heads To The Door]

Epic Survivor: Some people have decided to go against us. But they will all learn that it will be a devious mistake to even go against me... The pro of this very Oilrig!

[He Snatches Grenades From A Supply Box Quickly, And Straps Them To His Bulldozer Armor]

Epic Survivor: This is going to be easy. I always wanted to shred something alive for once than a dead husk of a corpse. Que Lightning now!

[Dramatic Lightning]

[Survivor Kicks The Door Open, His M249 Out]

Epic Survivor: Now to find those trouble-some - WAAAUUHH!

'''[A Tin Pot Smacks Him In The Face. He Careens In The Air And Collapses]'''

Bacon Hair (Male) 02: I gotz hem off gard!

Chestnut Hair (Female) 03: Leets bash! :3 [Takes Out A Shovel]

Epic Survivor: Noooo.. NAAAOOOOO!!! - GAAAH!!! [He Careens In The Air Yet Again]

[The Survivor Flies Around Squealing For 45 Seconds]

'''[He Falls Off The Edge And Splashes Into Water. He Dies]'''

Bacon Hair (Male) 02: Noob! I wants his stuff!

Chestnut Hair (Female) 03: You pushed him off first! [Whacks Him With Shovel]

[The Fight Persists For A Long Time]

Epic Survivor: Uggghhh... I hate 3.0's.. - Bleh! [He Die Finally]

[Vanishes As He Waits For Respawn In Lobby With 15 Other Angry Pros] 