Board Thread:Lores/@comment-32471289-20181206183231

OI OI OI, TIME FOR AN CHRISTMAS STORY, so gather around and im not an story writer so yeah.

We are selling away christmas skins for some of our beloved weapons:Steyr, tinpot, m249. But not only for those, but this year, we also getting first event weapon skin. But many were dissapointed that they payed 500 tix to get an dead punkfish on their spear that already costs 1.5 tix. When they come to hellish night HQ, they said the next words:

"People, Calm Down! Calm Down! We see that you are dissapointed that your 500 tix just were wasted for a dead fish on an spear. But we can explain. You see, punkfishes arent easy to catch. For this, we hire arctic hunters, which need 450 to catch an single fish, since "those things are very dangerous, they just fling you when you touch them" and then we need to pay another 25 tix, just so they can put those punkfishes on your spears. And we need profit. So this is why, you pay 500 tix for skins"

yeah i suck at storytelling, hate me how much you want 