Board Thread:Suggestions/@comment-25937229-20160617164805/@comment-26090310-20160617185024

>be american

>have crap aim

>drink coca cola

>suddenly, terrorist about half a kilometer from me.

>terrorist is about to blow up shelter of homeless kitten orphans

>not on my watch

>magic power of coca cola makes my bullet always hit

>shoot my trusty 9mm

>get terrorist right between the eyes despite him having his back turned to me and being far beyond the effective range of my glock

>murica