Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25337680-20170201015221

Made up of rocket bunny's finest ideas and purplesheep's IQ, this item, when thrown, will instantly kill anything it touches

Why?

Because it's so bad, it drops your IQ so far, so fast, you become brain dead

STATS:

Damage: 666*666 damage per second of contact Comes in packs of 3

Costs only 5 bucks

Really cheap because you get internet Find idea Insert into trash can launcher

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