Board Thread:Suggestions/@comment-31295064-20170213030252

Context

You know who Swager21 is? Do you know how he created a bunch of those spicy memes in the reason 2 die community? You might like this item/armor suggestion. See this for more details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m05m92zZIf8

What the item looks like

So this item is a practicle joke, but yeah, "Pocket Swager". Maybe a little Swager plush on your shoulder or something. Or... maybe in your pocket (not sure how it will work tho).

What the item does

The Pocket Swager is supposed to annoy people. If you kill a brute with a minigun, The Pocket Swager will say "IT CAN EVEN MOW DOWN BRUTES". If you equip the minigun, theres a slight chance of The Pocket Swager reading off "The minigun is capable of mowing down waves of kids in a matter of seconds..." If you kill someone who has the bacon hair, The Pocket Swager will say "3.0 TRASH".

How much will it cost?

I'm not sure that The Pocket Swager is something that would be ethical to sell. Maybe you can get one from a Twitter code. Maybe you get one from killing Swager21 in FFA/MMA gamemodes. BUT IF IT WAS SOLD, I'd think that it would go for about $60.

"NOOB, WHY DID YOU SAY ITEM/ARMOR IF ITS JUST AN ITEM"

I enlisted this as Item/Armor because maybe The Pocket Swager can give you some abilities, such as reduced brute damage, +30 HP, +30 Stamina.

So, yeah. What do you think about it? I think it would be a pretty fun thing to have. 