Board Thread:Suggestions/@comment-31497667-20170418201103/@comment-25337680-20170419133050

uzi 2.0

100% chance to turn it sideways bc u always wanted to be a ganster

50% chance to miss bc ur holding it side ways

5% random death as u crane ur neck sideways to look through sites

8% you break ur arms and cant do anythinng except run around (ur wrists are flabby and cant hold anything except maybe juice)

3% spill juice (if holding with broken wrists)

50% get a car to drive around with unlimited ammo

25% to be found by poliece baton nub and get wacked to death (other comment from another idea)

cons:

no random crits

is balaneced