Thread:Crimtine/@comment-31096313-20171207015302

Dad, is that you? I thought I lost you ever since I got lost in the ball pit at Mc. Donalds! I missed you even more than the time that mean kidnapper that looked like you threw me into the dumpster and I stayed there for 3 days eating a cooked corpse hidden inside of the trash. Remember the time we went to that water park and i almost drowned because some kid who looked like you, but the lifeguard came to save me! I missed you dad. 