Board Thread:Lores/@comment-27029517-20180708135249

Real Life

"The legend of Nip Nip

Welpislife 

(idea inspire by brickyorchid8)

''It was a cold morning i turn on my computer and began to play R2DA. I join a server everybody spam FFA i was too poor to afford any decent weapons in FFA so i knew i was gonna die..."''

R2DA Universe

''Two survivors are walking through the ruins of what was once a military-controlled Kingstreet. One of them is a man called "Welp", the other "Yorchid". Until very recently, Kingstreet was filled to the brim with unknown types of zombies, who seized control of the city after the massive brute invasion. One day, they all collectively disappeared without a trace. No one knew why,  but so did they not care one bit about Kingstreet.''

''Brick, bored out of his mind, decides to cheer up Welp. "Hey Welp," he says, all of a sudden.''

''Welp turns to Brick. "What?"''

"You ever heard of the story of a guy called 'Nip Nip'?"

"What? What poor son-of-a-gun has the name 'Nip Nip'?"

"I dunno. I mean, your name is literally Welp."

"Yeah, you're right. I shouldn't question that. So, who is 'Nip Nip'?"

"Well, 'Nip Nip' was..."

Real Life

"The map was that oil rig thingy.  I join the match and got murder by 5 miniguns all wearing bulldozer armor. This happen to everyone in the server and the mingunners soon look for there last target. The last target was Nip Nip he was afk the whole time then he typed :^) in the chat. Grab his db and ran off. Nip Nip instantly ace the 5 minigunners with perfect headshots. The chat soon fill with rage as Nip Nip was call a hacker every 1 second Nip Nip responded with :^)..."

R2DA Universe

"Goddamn, Brick. So Nip Nip was a marksman with a shotgun who took part in that stupid Battlestation league?"

"Yup. And as I said, he killed 5 minigun guys with a shotgun, without using burst fire."

"Christ. To think someone who specializes in rifles can also be great in CQC."

"The fudge's CQC?"

"Close Quarter Combat."

"Oh. Anyways, so after Nip Nip stayed silent and killed everyone while making a smug-ass face..."

Real Life

"That all he ever said. New round began it was normal with the transit map. Nip Nip spwaned with a glock 18 and a flashbang. His rank was high enough and he had enough money to get better guns but he never used them. We all spwaned but Nip Nip rush off and looted every medkit box before anyone could touch it. The zombies began to spwaned but Nip Nip ignore all of them and ran stright towards the one elemental and landed 4 perfect headshots. The elemental didn't even get a chance to realize what had happen until his screen turn black and white..."

R2DA Universe

"The hell? Zombies broke into that stadium?"

"Yeah, apparently so. With all that security, you'd be bewildered at the fact that a bunch of undead dudes manage to break through the friggin' Battlestation security system."

"And Nip Nip killed all the zombies with a goddamn pistol?"

"That's right. Then, after that..."

Real Life

''"Nip Nip ran acorss the map like a mad man and collect all the planks and fix the train track by himself. Nip Nip wasn't like me and the other players he didn't farm or camp. He ignore every zombie but the elemental he dodged leapers so perfectly that they never even get to touch him. He out ran edgars and juke there tounges left and right Nip Nip was untouchable. He complete the entire track in 1 min while i try to steal kill zombies from other people. No one really care that the track was complete the minigunners were waiting for a brute. Then one finally spwaned the minigunner preapre to unload every single bullet until that brute became noting but a pile of limbs. But Nip Nip was a mastermind he was awlays one step ahead of everyone the minigunners fire upon the brute Nip Nip jumped out of nowhere and perfrom a chuck norris round house kick that brute and stole the kill. His timing was perfect the minigunners aruge upon each other on who got the kill. But i knew Nip Nip got the kill and he typed :^)..."''

R2DA Universe

"So Nip Nip was a heister from PAYDAY 2 who used a dodge build?"

"Real funny, Welp."

"I'm sorry, it's just that sounded like Nip Nip was dodging those Edgar tongues like dodging police bullets in Heat Street. Also why were the heavy gunners just waiting for a brute? Did they have a fuggin' death wish?"

"The hell am I suppose to know. Maybe, maybe not. Then again, Nip Nip did roundhouse kick a goddamn brute, so maybe the heavy gunners AND Nip Nip had a death wish. Moving on..."

Real Life

"The rest of the server went on like this Nip Nip ignore every zombie expect the elementals complete objectives by himself and stole kill every brute. He never loss any health Nip Nip was a God. Finally another FFA in kingstreet. The match started Nip Nip pick the skorpion this time and the clot python. Some of the minigunners left the server but other high ranks took thier place. The round started i didn't get any kills and was quickly kill by a full spas round right into my head. Then i saw in the chat :^) and has the spas player turn around Nip Nip landed a perfect 2 shots into his head. then he typed :^)..."

R2DA Universe

"So Nip Nip was a clunt who just killed specific types of zombies and left the others do the rest of the dirty work?"

"I guess so."

"Then he killed everyone in another Free-For-All match after that zombie fiasco was over?"

"Uh-huh."

"Jesus Christ. I'd hate to meet this prick at any time of the day. Or year."

"Same, dude. Well, anyways..."

Real Life

"He then quickly ran towards the bridge. 2 people are fighting it out Nip Nip clean them both up with his skorpion and typed :^). Soon the server got salty and the chat was fill with rage. Nip Nip just responded with :^) Nip Nip was playing a mental mind game with them. Everytime he typed :^) he slowy titled every player into a state of rage. Nip Nip ran towards the middle of king street he was conforted my an Ak-47 player but Nip Nip reaction was quick he landed a full skorpion round and the player soon died before he can fire a single bullet out of his Ak-47. Nip NIp then typed :^)..."

R2DA Universe

"Wait a minute."

"What is it, Welp?"

"So you're telling me Nip Nip broke Battlestation rules involving how many weapons and equipment are allowed at a time?"

"...Yes."

"Well ain't he a special little snowflake for rebelling against his parents as a little child."

"...Uh, okay. So then Nip Nip..."

Real Life

"Nip Nip wasn't overly confident he was careful with his every move he pick off one player by one. Until he had only one round left in his colt python. The minigunners end up killing each but one minigunner remain along with a sniper on one of the building. Nip Nip went into subway and waited. The minigunner murder the sniper with no problem and soon began looking for Nip Nip. Nip Nip was sat there on the subway and waited. Then in a sudden burst of speed Nip Nip jumped onto the minigunner entering the subway the mingunner try to fire at Nip Nip but Nip Nip typed :^) and cricle he minigunner dodging an entire round from the minigun. Nip Nip fire his colt python landed all 6 shots into his head and Typed :^). The chat was so salty at that point nobody could look at it without thier eyes burning out. The massive rage that fill the chat and Nip Nip responded with :^). "

R2DA Universe

"Well Brick, that was one hell of a roller coaster story."

"Yeah. And someone called Peridot at the Nevada Air Force Base tried to turn it into a novel. Didn't work cause publication companies aren't a thing nowadays.

"Really? He tried to write a book about that?"

"Their only perfect copy of the book got destroyed by John at the same time."

"...Ouch." 