Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20170705041510

'The following story is mean't as a joke and is not intended to upset or insult users mentioned in this story. Some you may see here will be extremely inaccurate, so do not take this as a literate fact.'

Ah! Back for more little buckeroo's? Well sit down and let me share you a story you may never forget.

- Clears throat -

It all started many months ago when Jopede, a man that never bothered to shave and was considered a son-of-a-gun, was sitting at his desk in school, reading a very boring Social book discussed by a greenie with blondish hair he calls 'Peridot' because of how desireable she wants grammar to be. He was almost ready to fall asleep until he was on the topic on Communism. A flash went before his eyes and grinning wildly, he could not believe he never considered this; He always has desired to help shapen up the R2D:A Wkia for couch-potatoes and No-life scoundrels such as the bunch in the room looking nervous by his mischevious grinning. He dashes towards his home when school is done - caring not for some 3.0 bacon hairs as they were pushed in the mud on a rainy day, he enters his household, boots up his little device and gets his photo editting all prepared. He takes his time very carefully, to cut his avatar's head to the perfect shape he wants, then pasting it over Stalin's head - out of all people. He sits back, admiring his work, but what no one knows is that he has hidden Malware (basically a Hack Virus) into the image for them to click on, immediately showing where they live, as he always does wanted to know where their fridges are - as, well, he is lazy on doing groccery shopping for some odd reason..

He posts it on the R2D:A Wikia, and waits. Then suddenly, he is mentioned not just a few times, but many more - nooblings and sort-of-famous cliche's alike all click on the image and gasp with awe - the perfect image and his mighty impression towards Communism. But all on another one's perspective, the Wikia Owner, Drawmeitis, rubs his chin in suspicion as no noob or troll is posting wierd, awkward or foolish bickering, but seeing many fan-made images of Jopede's face over the Home Page and many other threads. But he has made a mistake: for when Drawmeitis has clicked on Jopede's images, and only finds when Drawmeitis returned home one day for an Omlette with greasy hair on it - to find it empty, with a note with Jopede's name and a smily face at the end of the sentence reading out: "Tank Ye 4 F00d Dued! :)". Enraged and screaming with a fury of rage, he goes directly to his wikia, and begins a discussion on the Anti-Jopedism Act. It all goes to ruckus on which sside to take - mostly all support to the now called 'Jopedism'.

It has roared with many battles: Jopede taking Drawmeitis's food everytime he goes groccery shopping, while Drawmeitis makes secretive attempts to show how 'civilised' he is to loosen his popularity. It all dies down, to Drawmeitis being the successor, but still brutal since he faces a whole other war against Hotorchi of Hotchocolateness. Jopede, though not wanting to admit defeat, only holds his ground to fight another day - or however long, but Jopedism is not all but gone, but laying low.

And that, is how the rise and fall of Jopedism has come about. Now off with you nooblings, you contaminate me with your ceaseless staring, it's really creeping em out!!

=( Lost Ratchet )= 