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Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do But the world does not revolve around you Don't be a jerk It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says "Express" That means ten items or less Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas