Board Thread:Lores/@comment-25337680-20170313101434

​ A- MEI- ZING BACKTORY

so everything happened when the ZANI virus broke out in anti-virus. Survivors freaked out and had to go to no mercy to get pain meds for their- depression

then a hunter came and pinned down sheriff. he died at the scene. it was very sad. Everyone criend.

they went on a boat to get rescued via helicopter. they all got in the helicopter and the helicopter began to fly towards a airforce carrier.

but suddenly



RKO TANK ROCK



hit the chopper and the chopper crashed. In my story when you die no matter what you turn into a zombie.

the chopper crashed into the heavily populated aircraft carrier, the last pocket of humanity.

Zoey, bill, muscle man, the poilot, and jack all came out as zombies. They stumbled into the living quarters and the feast began

5 minutees later

there's one thing(person?) left



wait a second



is that a

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">pancake

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">with strawberry syrup?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">oh my god it is

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">but what is it doing armed with 2 rpgs and a minigun?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">holy shit it just mowed down the entire horde!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">oh my god somehow it got a flamethrower and is clensing the decks of the aircraft carrier!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">it's amazing!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">5 days later

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">the aircraft carrier, now renaimed the USS Pancaik Power, sailed off in search of fellow pancakes to liberate from hangry hangry hoomans

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">the dead remains of Billy, Zoey, Jack, Muscle man, the Polit, and the entire population (-1 pancake) wuz dumped overboard and burnt.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">1 year later

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">for some strange reason, the pancakes have obtained nuclear power and missiles

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">they use the missiles on the world

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">seeing as they're pancakes, they're immune to rads. They nuke everything and every humaans and zombie turns into ferral gouls.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">except for that Boy in the Fridge. he was okay

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">but then he was reaelly hungray when he came out and ate a libearating pancake. He was quickly gunned down by our lord and savor Strawberyy Pancake.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">5 years later

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">the earth has been resettled with pancake power

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">it is gloryous

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">all hail pancake

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;margin-bottom:0px!important;">glory to pancake nation <ac_metadata title="R2DA LORE"> </ac_metadata>