Board Thread:Suggestions/@comment-25988817-20161015052538/@comment-29435450-20161015233226

BLAME NATURE

Get killed by anything but weapons,punches, kicks, zombies 10 times.

DON'T DO IT!

Kill a brute with a melee weapon.

YOU'RE TOO SLOW (obvious reference to sonic)

Get killed while healing with a medkit.

BROKEN SKIN TISSUE

Get killed by window shards.

ITS NOT CLASSIC 1M VISITS (reference to 2013 - 2015 R2D 1M visits)

Say "cake"

TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON (reference to the famous twitch plays pokemon on twitch)

Say "Praise helix"

MELTING UNLOCKED (reference to nuclear throne)

Die.

MELANCHOLIA (ITS NOT A REFERENCE TO THE MOVIE >:C)

Lose data.