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INTernational Administration-Moderation Organisation of SANI Anomalous Investigations Division

[ARCHIVED] Case #12: The Polar Bear 

On 05/12/2015, R-Brainworks and Hellish Night (at the time known as "LJW", abbreviation of "Lethal Joke Weapons") began signups for a "Weapon Testing Programs" in an unidentified cave in Antarctica. R-Brainworks officials initially refused INTAMOS investigators from participating in the programs, though several insiders eventually managed to sign up for the activity set up by the weapons manufacturers.

Our insiders soon discovered the program, while having an appropriate title, was using a large, inhumanly large polar bear-like humanoid as a target range. Votes for immediate intervention in R-Brainworks and Hellish Night's dealings were initially called off due to possible backlash from civilian populace, along with the polar bear potentially being a host of an unknown malevolent entity. Brief observations from the insiders reported that the creature held significant healing/regeneration powers, along with abilities to summon miniature tornadoes, large snowballs and forming large icicles from thin air.

On 12/01/2016, the aforementioned polar bear was killed during testing with several explosive-weaponry prototypes (presumably the MK-19 AGL, Chinalake, M79, Single-Barreled M202, Ares ASG 40mm, CYMA M052 40mm, RPG-2, Panzerfaust or the RPG-7). Autopsy of the corpse revealed that the polar bear had the anatomy similar to that of an ordinary human being, with the differenece of having no genitals. It is presumed that the polar bear was former INTAMOS IT Technician Pascal Theodore Taylor Porter, who disappeared under mysterious circumstances (presumably a coordinated kidnapping) on 11/11/2015. DNA tests further corroborated this theory, as genetics from the polar bear bears a striking resemblance to that of Pascal.

R-Brainworks and Hellish Night attempted to prevent the shutdown of the program via extortion, racketeering and piling corpses of former SANI victims in place of the polar bear, though INTAMOS eventually forced the shutdown of the program due to the former's terrible attempt at covering up their tracks.

The remains of the bear were cremated on 05/03/2016, with the grave honouring the former Pascal Theodore Taylor Porter placed in a INTAMOS cemetary in Mogadishu. R-Brainworks and Hellish Night has agreed to use wooden targets for future weapon testing rather than living subjects.

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My Notes: Who the hell wrote this? There's a lot of grammar and punctuation mistakes in INTAMOS-AI case file #12. I'm going to report this to the Anomalous Investigation Division supervisors. Hopefully they hire better writers. Regardless, at least I know what happened to that IT guy I liked.

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