Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20190908115918

The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...

Sharkie: "Ahh! Life under da sea is perfect! Wouldn't you agree Papa Squid?!"

[An Oversized Cephalopod Floats By, Giggling In excitement, Then Waving A Tentacle At Sharkie]

Sharkie: "How is it that we can talk but not you agai- you know what... why am I even talking t-"

Squid: "(Happy Bubble Noises) [Squirts Out Ink And Then Raises Up]"

Sharkie: "For the love of god, stop that! We are all breathing the same water ya know!"

[Squid Giggles To Self And Rips Up Seaweed With Tentacles]

Sharkie: "That was so uncall-"  [Sharkie's Motion Detector Device Goes Off] "Wait, there's tresspassers on your Daughter's Obby Papa S-"

Squid: "(A Bubbly Scream Erupts)" [Squid Immediately Raises It's Tentacle Out of The Water To Get Something]

Sharkie: "Wait.. YOU LEFT YOUR DAUGHTER UNATTENDED UP THERE!?"

Squid: "(Inhales and Exhales Very Fast)" [Squid Makes A Sudden Face of Disgusted And Throws Something Away]

Sharkie: "What did you get- Why did you throw it!?"

Squid: "(Disgust Noises)" [It Makes Some Form Of Language With It's Free Tentacles - Indicating A Person]

Sharkie: "Bu- WHY did you throw it away! You could have interrogated that piece of flesh!"

[Squid Finally Finds The Spot Where He Left His Daughter, And Then Suddenly Looks Very Sad And Wails]

Sharkie: "D- Did they TOOK you're Daughter!?"

[Squid Retreats Back To The Chest And Sobs]

Sharkie: "YOU IDIOT! Mama Squid is gonna kill you if she finds out tha-"

Squid: "(Makes some insulting noise and sticks out tongue)"

Sharkie: "I Did!? How [Beeeeep] dare you say that! I was out at the Dentist while you were picking sea urchines out here!"

Squid: [Looks At Sharkie In Shock]

Sharkie: "Oh right.. Christian Sea.. But I seriou-"

Squid: "(makes a nasty noise)" [Squid Then Makes A Very Inappropriate Gesture]

Sharkie: "GASP! MY MOTHER WOULD NEV- HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FATHER'S ABUSIVE-"

[20+ Survivors Pop Out Of Nowhere]

Survivor 17: "Yeee! Squid!"

Survivor 22: "We're having Calamari tonight bois!"

Survivor 13: "But we just had sum at obby.."

Survivor 03: "About time he updated the bloody thing.. Get him Bois!! :3"

Survivor 07: "I swear, if you steal my mount one more time Survivor 23, I will kick you!"

Sharkie: "Wait, how are they breathing underwat-"

[Survivors Pull Out Weapons]

Sharkie: "HOOLEH MOOOLEH!"

[They Fire Harpoons At The Squid]

Squid: [Looks At It's Impaled Tentacles] "(Whimpers)" [Squid Suddenly Screams As The Harpoons Rip It From It's Place And Flies Everywhere, With Survivors Screaming For Cover]

Survivor 13: "BAAH! STOP USING THE HARPOONS YOU BLOODY IDIOTS!!"

Survivor 27: "Shut up and just KILL IT!"

[They Open Fire On The Squid, And Bypass All Of Papa Squid's Attacks]

Squid: "(Gasping Rapidly).. Ooof!"

Sharkie: "Papa! Papa Squid! [The Squid Begins Falling] Papa Squid! STOP! YOUR GONNA-

[Squid Lands Onto Sharkie]

Survivor 01: "Wat's wit talkn animels these dais..."

Survivor 07: "Outta my way, Jetski is MINE!"

[Survivors Shove, Throw Salt At Each Other And Scream As They Stampede To The Giant Chest]

[A Survivor Gets The Jetski]

Survivor 22: "I GOT I-" [Immediately Vanishes]

Survivor 09: UGH!! I HATE IT WHEN THESE KIDS TO THAT!

Survivor 15: RETARD! HE WAS INNOCENT!!

[The Survivors Begin Screaming And Hating While Also Complaining About The Lack Of Rewards]

[The Squid Blows Out A Few Bubbles In Finish, And Tears Leave It's Eyes And Go To The Surface]

=( Lost Ratchet )= 