Talk:Home Page/@comment-25064756-20171225022206/@comment-25553326-20171225023715

PR has been watching you from a telescope from outerspace from an observatory for the past day, and he has secretly researched consumerism and surfed the deep web for Charles Dicken's secret "Master of Trolling" tome encyclopedia guide-for-dummies booklet within the past decade. So, in light of your choices, he has preformed the konami code and found that the best way to approach Christmas Eve was to insert a switch-state savelock for gifts, keep the store open, and would get the benefactor out of getting monetary value from technically nothing, and  the satisfactation knowing you thought you would've gotten dual ice guns but you didn't...

...like hell that actually happened