Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32707782-20180725132646

Hey folks, Royaltheshitposter here, back with another fortnite battle royale video ali-a intro plays

Okay back in topic, this is inspired by SoundSmith's tf2 stereotype videos

Also obvious disclaimer, there's a reason stereotype exist and just because your stereotype is bad doesn't mean you're bad, everyone else just think you're bad

Let's get right into the newssss

The R700

this gun is actually a pretty decent low rank weapon, assuming you can aim better than an average FFA player, people who use it are either

A) Have no ideas what they're doing

B) Buying it thinking it was a shotgun

or C) An alt account of an experience player that knows this is basically the best starting weapon to have, this dood can swipe out a brute from across the map and is basically unkillable

Steyr M

this one is pretty easy, people who use this is either a new player that's as clueless as an ant, or they're just using it as a backup weapon in boss

The colt python

people who use this always think it's high noon no matter what time it is

The M93R

this weapon is really bad, like utterly garbage, I'm pretty sure punching and kicking do more damage than this. If you see someone using it as an actual weapon, just kindly tell them in the chat to stop using it

The DB Shotgun

this guy is either using this as a high burst damage weapon, or is trying to 1-shot people in FFA. If you see a DB user in FFA, you can just back away and grab something to drink while they jump around trying to hit you at point-blank range, they have shit aim

Tin pot

he's a pot head, that's it, nothing else to say beside for the fact that this is a poor man's rambo knife

The Skorpion

M93R reskin

The Dragunov

this gun is the ideal weapon for someone who wants to be a sniper, but can't actually aim for sake, it's also a direct-upgrade to the barrett in TDM

The Wingmaster

do you want to be good at the game? Is aiming too hard for you? Is your favorite weapon in call of duty the AA-12 shotgun? Then fear not, the wingmaster is for you

now let's take a look at some statistic of the weapon

the wingmaster is a hard-hitting close range weapon, it have a base damage of being able to 1-click a normal zombie, it holds a total of do you really need to pay attention to ammo, all you need to do is camp next to an ammo box and click on green dudes rounds

The M16A1

it's a pretty decent all-around mid rank weapon, people usually buy this before they get to the Thompson, people who use this in FFA are basically a walking +50$

The Barrett 50 Cal.

introducing, the point and click adventure. People who use this are absolutely definitely an FFA dweller who takes a match more serious than a competitive Esport game, like seriously dude, chill out it's just a casual game

The Minigun

oh man, I wish I had the M249, all my friends have it, it's so cool!

Mysterious stranger : pff, hey kid, do you want a discount LMG?

my mom said not to listen to strange-

Mysterious stranger : it's free real estate

The M202

they don't have enough for an RPG, that's it

andddd that's all see wrote folks, tune in next episode as I cover the rest of the weapons, like, subcribe, cheers

man this took long as hell to made 