Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20171016100016

Disclaimer: This topic is fully under the current knowledge and basic eye witnessed facts, Some topics you may see may or may not be convincingly true at all.

Guh, this place is filthy. Ahem, good evening to those tuning in - oh, you can ignore some of the banging in the background, I am perfectly fine. I will tell you all that later, but right now, I am just looking forward for a little rest, and with these requests piling up, might as well do that as I rest up. So this report will be on, yet another person wishing to be known under the name of Pizzaking - hearing the name just makes me want pizza - no pun intended of course... So, let's get on to it.

- Place Of Origin -

​Many of you may not believe me when I am explaining this, but Pizzaking's history is quite something. He had a quiet life time, He had very stunning marks on his Highschool years and recieving his diploma in the USA, and has settled on a job at Nasa. Yeah.. that very filthy rich company that just wants to send nuts and bolts into the sky and come back down to only hit someone in the head - if I got that type of steryotypical thing correct... Fun fact, he has taken part on Rocket types - which he adores quite fondly with - and generally is the reason why some people were selected to go to Mars - Hmm, speaking of that.. I wonder if the apocolypse has struck there too? Ahem, sorry, getting off topic. So he wasn't all familiar by some, but otherwise for his hobby, he would... do science for pizzas? I think I heard him wrong... Damn, another stupid mistake by the one and all me. Ahem, so anyway, He does not reveal anything else due to this 'classified' nonsense. Perhaps there were others in the room when he was doing our interview? So when the world came to hell, he was having some nice time off in Germany and... well, people seem to be more into Europe than North America - Oh, right... I wouldn't get their transmissions at this state. Yup, some bright boy I am..

- The Present Pizzaking -

He has grieved over the loss of his parents and siblings and a friend he was with during his vacation, But he's long past his trauma and basically your average-hardened survivor. So his most trusted weapons he most recommends are his all classic rambo knife and a nice roaster - the flamethrower - by his side at all times. I refrained from asking further into his backstory as.. he was getting hefty suspicious about it by his tone... So I kind of dropped it, like don't get me wrong, he is a nice person. But even he, like everyone else, has limits until they get ticked off.

So this was rather a small discussion, but do give some applause to Pizzaking, And hopefully he may be found to continue on making rockets that may be... beneficial for humanity? Yeah, it may not happen. Ahem, so anyway, I know you're getting rather annoyed by the banging - that would be the horde of  zombies on the other building - just next to mine. Boy, this place is packed with them... I had a few close calls on an electric elemental nearly electricuting me, and with all these zombies - that can now sprint, I had to use a few of my stored pipebombs to even get some breathing room. I got a few of them, though I will have to go back out and kill more of them. Maybe I could use the propane tanks I have seen earlier... Ahem, so I will report back in until I clear this area - Whoop.. Oh goodness, I think one's found me, going dark for a while!

=( Lost Ratchet )= 