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One time, I played Serious Sam. It was really seriously fun. But since then, every time I turned in for the night, I felt like I couldn't get enough serious action. Eventually, I suffered a serious withdrawal. To keep myself sane, everyday, I have to inject myself with a syringe full of Vitamin S for Serious. Thanks to Serious Sam, everyone knows I'm as serious as Sam. I have become one of the seriously superior human species, and soon, I will reign over the planet Sirius, and then the entire universe. I cannot be stopped, no matter how many developed countries declare war against me. My minions are some of the most serious warriors on the face of the universe. If you are not serious, you cannot defeat me.