Board Thread:Quote Claim/@comment-25064756-20190703023907/@comment-35898611-20190703183929

''Hi, I'm Derek Baum. Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new Kitchen Gun! This sink is filthy! But just three shots from Kitchen Gun BANG BANG BANG! and it sparkles like new! Look how it cleans this greasy hob BANG BANG BANG! Goodbye dirt! Grubby tiles! BANG! BANG! BANG! I love you, Kitchen Gun! Rusty taps! BANG BANG BANG! You can even use it on the washing up! BANG BANG BANG! There, all clean again! New Kitchen Gun! Now with Laser Sight and Night Vision for after dark cleaning!''July 04 2019 16:00:00 UTC left to submit your quotes. Submission window closed, submissions made from now on will be rejected unless current quotes are bad.