Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20171025220011

''The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...''

​Lord Pumpkin Jr: "Imprisoned.... for 12 lengthly months..."

[Dramatic Lightning]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "Defeated... by some imbecile humanss..."

[More dramatic lightning]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "And now you DARE enter my home... Again!

[Severe dramatic lightning]

[Small laughter]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "You are not prepared... This time"

[Munching on fertilizer for breakfast]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "I have adapted for this... 12 months of planning... training... Building... I finally have the must to conquer the puny humans again... And this time... Only to drown in the pools of lava that surround me!"

[More dramatic lightning]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "My time has come... They have faced my new challenge. A pity that my newly hired skeletons did not last as intended... but no matter. Soon, I will arise, and they will finally meet their makers! [Dramatic lightning] In death!"

'''[Posts his arrival on Twitter. Laughs histerically]'''

[He them comes out of the lava, laughing]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "AND NOW! [Dramatic lightning] YOU ARE NOT PREP-"

[An Rpg round explodes in his face]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: Huh?!

Survivor 11: There he is! Get him!

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "What is th-"

[Begins to get pelted on all sides - they were minigun/m249 users]

[Pumpkin tries to move, but remains stationary]

Lord Pumpkin: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

[He gets an Idea]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: "feel the wrath as the terrain-"

[Coughs wildly and collapses - completely defeated]

[A huge swarm of survivors charge at the pumpkin, ripping it apart and taking chests while cheering hysterically]

Survivor 01: "I got some grenades!"

Survivor 06: "Defibs! Yeees!!!"

Survivor 04: "I finally got the cash!"

Survivor 07: "I got his skin!"

[The survivors rush away with his goods]

Lord Pumpkin Jr: That ain't my skin..! [Collapses into pieces]

[Lord Pumpkin moans]

​=( Lost Ratchet )= 