Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-34064213-20180502191929/@comment-33933759-20180504060723

"Folks call me Ellis. I run an auto shop around here. Instead of evacuatin', I armored up a truck to drive myself out of here. Built that thing to be zombie-proof. Turns out it was only 99 percent zombie-proof. The last one percent tore that truck to SHIT. I armored up a truck to be zombie-proof. I figured out it was only 99% zombie-proof. The other 1% tore that truck to SHIT." - Ellis (L4D2)