Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20180420011749

'''The following story is mean't as a joke and is not intended to upset or insult users mentioned in this story. Some you may see here will be extremely inaccurate, so do not take this as a literate fact.'''

Oh my goodness, you guys again? Ahem- I got another story that has ever happened so recently, so please, sit on your chairs and embrace the truth - well, the true enough story.

It was another typical morning for any no lifer that plays the infamous R2DA Game for people that love to grind and waste every cent they have. But this isn't the case for SWAGER21, shaking in his bed in excitement, waiting for his very clock to ring. It had happened - He was to be appointed as a Head Mod for the game and everything by PlaceRebuilder - the owner of the game for no life scoundrels. His buzzer on his digital clock rings and soars out of bed like a rocket - to power on his little MacBook Pro. He gets on moments later and it was certain - it was no prank, but reality! Of course, everyone on Discord - the site for even lazier no lifers - screamed and fled to their bunkers. Until another user comes online to completely shock SWAGER21, while the little kids poke out to notice - there were 2 HEAD MODS! And his name was Lazi_ness, SWAGER21 could not believe it - he has to contest HIM, but not just that, but that he took HIS spotlight and hog the work he wants to do. But he knew better, to do anything will be noticed by PlaceRebuilder. He had already given the boot to his oldest friend Jopede, so SWAGER21 welcomed him with open arms - then taking a break to wash anime off his innocent eyes.

Time passes until he gets on the game itself - SWAGER21 was in awe. He had powers only imagineable - and he has made it. However, it was much more chaotic than on Discord, as players beg for mercy, pray, and even worship him to be on his good books. It was boring, which he would admit. However, he LOVES the abilities to ban anyone at any day at any time at any second. Period. Never again had he used to watch helplessly as they leave - thinking they were in the clear. The Jopede Era may have been over, but SWAGER21 sure knew that the Swager Era has just begun with the assistance from his new accomplice, Lazi_ness.

And that is how SWAGER21 and Lazi_ness are in power buckeroos. Now I need a break.

=( Lost Ratchet )= 