Board Thread:Forum Games/@comment-32958339-20171016163646/@comment-33375023-20171019014349

my mlg powers gave me mountain dew and bottles of water because soda doesn't actually quench thirst. also i got doritos and salads for life but i don't weigh 27000 pounds because i row the boat gently down the stream merrily while talking about how life without so many people is a dream.