Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30088120-20170812084537

Ugh.. argh.. FRENC-- sorry just finished up this game. (if you know what this reference is from have a cookie)

ORIGIN AND PRODUCTION

This country called Nexter started designing the FAMAS in about 1967. They finished it's design in 1971 and the baguette eating me- I mean French adopted it as the military rifle in 1978. Many soldiers like to call it the "Bugle" because of it's rather unique silhouette. It has 2 variants, the F1 version, firing 900-1000 RPM with 25 rounds, and the G2 variant, firing at 1000-1100 RPM with 30 bullets. Apparently, it's supposed to be replaced with an H&K 416F.

Old SANI

The one and only god, PlaceRebuilder, decided to create the FAMAS F1 for his people to enjoy. It had some very mixed reviews. Some loved it, some hated it. Many criticisms include being able to kill big, grey hulking masses of muscle in one clip, which they didn't found satisfying because they wanted their face full of bullets. At one point, some survivors were at war with each other, and guess what was in 80% of their hands; the FAMAS. After the FAMAS owners killed people with it, they said they're being haunted by ghosts of people they've killed.

"Leave this place."

"Get rid of the FAMAS kid."

But then the old apocalypse ended.

New SANI

Two whole years without a FAMAS and people were satisfied. They didn't have to see annoying people with it ever again. That is, until, about May. Some veterans were called in by R-Brain Hardwork and after they came out of their building, their faces were seriously horrified. They wouldn't even speak about what the manufacturers told them.

It wasn't until June that we found out about it.

One of the veterans let his tounge loose on accident and said "The FAMAS is returning..."

And not even a few seconds after that, there were rioters at the R-Brain Hardwork building.

Police (yes, they still exist [cough moderators]) were called in to calm them down, and R-Brain Hardwork had to release a statement saying that the FAMAS they were mass-producing wouldn't be as overpowered as the original. The riots settled down after that.

But the riots didn't take long after that.

After R-Brain Hardwork released the FAMAS, many people were looking forward to it. Instead, they got what they called a "peashooter," and many complained about it sounding like a laser gun they owned when they were kids.

R-Brain Hardwork adjusted some of their 5.56mm rounds to make the FAMAS better, but to this day, it still doesn't satisfy about 80% of the FAMAS owners.

Although that 42 rounds of excess ammo is something that's better from it's original counterpart. 