Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20190507053208

The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...

Turnip: "Whoa! What a beautiful wor- Ooo! A guest! Ducky! We got a Guest! We got a Guest!"

[An Oversized Duck Waddles Past With Headphones, Music Blaring In Its Ears]

Turnip: "Ducky.. please! It's rude to ignore the guests that-"

Ducky: "QUACK!"

Turnip: "Language, Ducky! We need to be polite, we are upsetting the-"

[Dramatic Lightning Button Flashes On Turnip's Controller]

Turnip: "Wha- Ducky! We got more guests! Some strange blocky - and... and surprisingly rude things are coming over the clouds.."

Ducky: "Quack.. QUAAACK!" [Tramples Over Some Hay, Running To Something]

Turnip: "Ducky! STOP! There's no way off this barn, you're gonna fall off!"

Ducky: "Qurrack..." [Slows To A Stop, It's Feathery Arms Shaking In Rage]

Turnip: "...You left your prized treasures out in the open... Did you..."

Ducky: "QUAAAACK!!!" [Stomps Off To It's Guitar, Sits Down Near Barn Door To Play A Horrible Song]

Turnip: "Well ESCUUUUSE ME, Mr. I-Forget-Things-At-The-Last-Moment! I had told you this yesterday that it was a bad idea! We have guests nearly coming and you are acting like this NOW! Get your Son, We have to prepare fo-"

[20+ Survivors Pop Out Of Nowhere]

Survivor 17: "REE- O Wow.. Wat is Tat Awfel Sound!?"

Survivor 03: "Since when did Ducks play Guitars.. Get him Bois!! :3"

Survivor 07: "Pleez, Gimme Duck Mount. I Do nut wunt anuther theef. ;-;"

Turnip: "This is it Ducky! We can fina-"

[Survivors Pull Out Weapons]

Turnip: "0___0"

[They Open Fire And Destroy Ducky Guitar]

Ducky: [Gets Up Angirly] "QUAACK! Quack Qua-" [An Egg Splats Into His Face]

Turnip: "...Oh god... That guy just killed Ducky's Cousin..."

Ducky: "QUAAAAAAACK!" [Charges At The Survivors]

[Survivors Bypass All Of It's Attacks]

Ducky: "QUAACK! QUA-Oof!" [Pops Like A Pop-Corn Kernal - Except A Roasted Duck]

Turnip: "D-Du-Ducky... Ducky!?"

Survivor 19: "EEEGH! A TURNIP!"

Turnip: "WAIT- STOP- NOO-Oof!" [Collapses After Being Shot 30 Times]

'''[A Survivor Gets A Key. Barn Door Unlocks]'''

Survivor 22: "The moment of truth now..."

[A Smaller Size Duck Waddles Out, Chirping]

Survivor 09: IT'S MINE YOU NOOBS!

Survivor 15: RETARD! YOU ALREADY OWN IT!

[Survivors Pull Out Leads, Mouth Muzzle And Blindfold]

[The Small Duck Screams And Gets Pounced On By 20+ Survivors - Which Survivors Began Kicking, Screaming, Yelling And Throwing Salt At Eachother While The Duck Squawks For Help]

[The Roasted Ducky's Corpse Shakes, And Grease Trickles Down It's Body In Replace For Tears]

=( Lost Ratchet )= 