Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-31524869-20170308071722

One thing, Survivors do not work together, they will lose. If you are not considerable, you will lose. Zombies win because people brute buy. Electric Elemental is the new Norm on killing everyone instantly. Your grenade backfires and kills you, making your team lose slowly. Going solo just adds confusion and more loss. Amushes are frequent and you will lose. Zombies increase in numbers when they kill a survivor, for them to win. Edgar's are annoying and will make the zombies win. Leapers will jump and maul you on the ground for them to win. Flinging and glitching will make you lose as survivor. Hackers can ruin the game and make zombies win by default. PlaceRebuilder uses a command to kill everyone, zombies win by default. FFA is chosen and even if last survives will still lose when he exits the win-stage to die. You will still lose even if you die in the Win-Stage. Just because you have minigun will still make you lose in general. Tickers are very annoying and will win once you develop an aggressive cancer and lose to it. Brutes will always slam you and chuck their sticks at you and win. You may be defibulated, but soon you will lose in a matter of moments or minutes. Normal zombies are now powerful enough to win. Punching and kicking will exhaust you and you will lose. All ammo depleted and you lose. No loaded guns and you lose. Jumping off or suiciding yourself will still make you lose more. Even if zombies die repeatedly, they will win. Helicopter is suppose to explode or get overrun by zombies, so automatic win there. If you on a ship, zombies win. In a small place, zombies win. Survivors are separated and will lose. Calling each other names will make zombies win. Complaining makes you lose. Pills does not save you and will still lose. Standing still to heal will make you lose. Being a dirty old jerk-bag will definately make you lose. crouching will make you lose. Falling into the water makes you lose. Even if you give pills to a freind, you will lose him, and lose the game. Armors do not save you, and will still lose eventually. Cash isn't earned easily and you will lose if you be cocky about it. The Pilot in the heli has another mindset, so you lose by default as survivor. Everyone's not friendly, you will still lose. Buying things are expensive, so you lose your money. Guns break, so you unfortunately lose. Pistols defines you that you will lose. Doing MMA will make you lose - your teeth. Even if you win in MMA, you will lose to internal bleeding by a damn powerful kick by a loser. M202's blast range will take you to loser heaven from explosive radius. Just because you fly does not mean you will win, your still going to lose. The tutorial does not help and will still make you lose. Reaching 0 HP is a common sense rule on losing. Being caught on fire will make you all burnt out as a loser. Just because you have a Fire Vest does not mean your not explosive-proof, automatic lose. You forgot to brush your teeth, you lose. Seeing ragers definately explains you will lose. Zombies have it easy, as their the kings of Winner central. Fences will make you lose the freedom of movement to still make you lose. Calling in an Airstrike will make you lose your radio from all the banging you've done. Dancing makes you feel like a loser. The better the gun the worse the loss is. Drinking the juice will make you lose your appetite. There are no conventional toilets around for you to lose many pairs of pants, and lose all the same. Buying one time items will lose your money, and the item itself. Defibrillator's as a 'Stun' weapon makes you lose your own life. Zombies do not have to care on fashion or any human disputes, Automatic win. Kill stealing will still make you lose the next shot. throwing your pipebomb away is literally trying to lose it. Online Dating will lose your love, and lose your life from a horde of Anti-ODer's. Sticks, rocks, man-made materials cannot be used as weapons, which further increases your chance to lose. Cutting yourself by glass will make you lose alot of blood. Sitting in your helicopter will make you lose, as you will still die from outside enemies, and too, losing your ride. Government Officials do not save you, automatic lose. The SANI Virus evolves, you lose by default. You find a cure, but lose when zombies kill you outside the tude you lodged yourself in to lose. Revolvers when you ain will bash into your face and lose an eye (literally!). Be a millionare and figure out how to lose all your money. Lifevest does not seem to save you in water, an automatic lose. Firevest only protects you from fire, but you will still lose to a fist fight with a Jolt. Jolt makes the survivors raise high in the sky and win. Jolt's want to give a hug, and win. Your health glitches when you consume pills, yet you still lose. You light yourself in fire, stupidly losing. There is no Stop, Duck and Roll procedure, losing your beautiful smoulder. panicing is an easy expression to say your losing.

What's the difference?

There isn't. Because in the end...

YOU LOSE!

​- Qwerty-To-Twelve 