Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-30248084-20171229054835

'NOTE: The following tips are mean't as a joke, and are NOT to be accepted as true fact, that directly goes to HEIL JOPEDE! Doing the following infront of him may get bad or awkwardly results which vary very quickly.'

1. Don't be stupid.


 * Because he can see you when you respond, he knows you will be lying, he even knows your very reputation. So be good for goodness sakes

2. Don't question him


 * Otherwise... You asked for it

3. Do not try to roast him


 * it will always fail

4. Always Heil him


 * A happy Jopede is a happy community

5. Being a Rule-Abidding person


 * It is easier for him and everyone

6. Turn your keyboard off when angry


 * It's not worth getting rekt by Jopede

7. Being 'The Joker'


 * Because he's obviously Batman - and will roast you heavily in defense

8. Let him steal your food from your fridge


 * It shows your compassion and willing support

9. Never be part of Democracy


 * Something must be wrong with you if you find this offensive...

10. Don't count (or think) on being 'Safe'


 * Because your not. Jopede will always be unpredictable in nature and get you either way

Failing to follow these tips may... well... make you have an interesting encounter with Jopede. Some may NOT be a joke, but eh, what matters now, Iam too lazy to fix this.

=( Lost Ratchet )= 