Talk:Home Page/@comment-30986852-20160717155549

Garry: you ever wonder why we're here?

Jake: no

Garry: do you know why?

Jake: Yes It's because of-

(Brute club comes down smashing jake)

Garry: HEY WE NEED A MEDIC!

(A medic comes)

Medic: what's the- oh I'll analyze his injuries for a second ... He's got all of his bones broken from his cranium all the way the down

Garry: so he's dead?

(Medic defibs jake)

Garry: what in Sam hell....

Jake: oh hey Garry What happened while I was out?

Medic: he'll make a full recover by the next time you find a medkit

The morale of the story: Defibs are magical