Board Thread:Suggestions/@comment-30380957-20170328001343

Stats:

Price: $29.95 (price is part of joke i know that there isn't change in the cash system, chill)

Rank: 16

Function: When used, it will play the alert sound that plays when a survivor is caught by an edgar/leaper/boo (except really loud, like yowzers loud.) If the player dies with this item equipped, you can call for help, saying "I've fallen, and I can't get up!" Can be selected in the players inventory when the player is dead or trapped by a zombie. If a player is revived with this item active, it will play the sound "This is life alert, are you okay?". If the player revives as a zombie, it will play the line "I've never felt so helpless in my life."

Tips:

-Use when trapped or pinned by a zombie to get survivors attention.

-Should not be used around rank 0s, 3.0s, or gamepass buyers, as none can contemplate teamwork. (JOKE CHILL)

-Free use of equipment with subscritpion.

Trivia:

-Life alert saves a life from a catastrophe every 10 minutes!

-Thanks to life alert, I can have peace of mind and continue my independence. 