Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20171025104034

'The following story is mean't as a joke and is not intended to upset or insult users mentioned in this story. Some you may see here will be extremely inaccurate, so do not take this as a literate fact.'

Sigh, yes yes, come sit and hear another lovely story that has just occured only so recently. Ahem!

It all started in PlaceRebuilder's bedroom. He was having a pleasant dream of roasting little kids and his most desire for tearing down the Wikia for couch potatoes and no-life soundrels. He was in the middle of making pass the toilet paper wailing for mercy - until a loud and obnoxious sound - his phone was ringing at 3 A.M. Steaming that he is being called now, he keeps his calm and answers - only to realise it was no one other than SWAGER21. SWAGER21 was on his knee's - despite not being in personal view - and pleading for Head mod. PlaceRebuilder's face reddened. How could Jopede do this?! Did he threaten his fridge yet again? PlaceRebuilder declines, but SWAGER21 now pleads, with the sound of crying in his voice - PR threw his phone to the ground and stomped it, then felt the need to go back to sleep, and sleep he did.

By next morning, Jopede got up from his make-shift bed with a hilarious idea - evident on his grinning face. SWAGER21 may have been denied, but nothing's better than to make him think he is getting it. He goes on a site called Discord - where even more lazier people will surf and post garbage than ever before - and has asked for SWAGER21's attention. He has heeded Jopede's undivided attention, and when Jopede said on discord that he is going to be a Head Mod, he literally went to tears - some say that his paintball hat fell off to reveal his true colors. But they were not the only ones on the Discord - random noobling and no-lifers gasped in shock, then outside everyone was running around in panic - some even said that the end of the world had came and to make it to the Ban-proof Shelters. It was all chaotic and pandemic.

PlaceRebuilder screamed when he found out when he viewed Discord in his offline state. That son of a gun Jopede has given ill-advised news. He knew what he had to do and charged out of his very house, breaking Jopede's house door and into his basement, and began slapping. Pass The Toilet Paper and MiniStalker were luckily going to see Jopede for a private discussion to just get PlaceRebuilder off a hand-reddened Jopede. He apologizes to PlaceRebuilder, which thankfully, he forgives on the spot, and he demotes SWAGER21 to show his sincereity. SWAGER21 could not believe his eyes - he has been lied to, and now he knows that being a Head Mod is just an impossible feat to with-hold. PlaceRebuilder finally cools down, but isn't aware that Peridot and the Famas gang are peering through the window - STILL injustified for the Famas buff he had done.

But that kids, is another story for another time. Just don't do prank calls ever... 