Board Thread:Suggestions/@comment-26104539-20160109015735

Greetings, the Man and wiki commoners. You may think the new and glorious Reason 2 Die sequel is off to a great start, but believe me, it needs more help than you'd think. Fear not, for I am the source of infinite wisdom, the kind you will need to save the game. Listen to what I say and carry out the ideas I am about to place on your shoulders.



 WEAPONS 

 Techno-Magical Revolver:

Thanks to the wonders of techno magic, you are given auto regenerating speedloaders for infinite reloads. That's right, you have an endless supply of ammo! With pixel perfect accuracy and 45 damage points per bullet, this is the perfect self-defense secondary weapon that easily outperforms your primary. For only 500 coins, you can get this heavily modified Colt revolver, but I'm not done yet! Buy a second one and you can dual wield for double your fun.

Napalm Launcher:

Annoying swarm of zombies invading your personal space? Worry no more with the Napalm Launcher. Fire off a single bouncy napalm canister and leave a huge trail of flammable liquid that ignites immediately! When the canister makes its final impact, it will burst in a huge fireball. Any zombies set on fire will uncontrollably flee in pain--yes, they feel pain--and be rendered helpless until they either burn to death or find a pond of water. Shame if you fry yourself by accident, though. If you can take the risk, buy this amazing primary for 800 coins.

Scythe:

Deadly times call for deadly measures. Get up close and personal with a recently sharpened Scythe. It has power amazing enough to slice zombies into pieces, even Brutes. Cut a guy's head off with one clean swing! Dismember his legs and laugh at him while he helplessly squirms towards you. Horizontally split him in half and leave a mess! You know you want to! You can also throw this at any unsuspecting abomination, just remember to pick it back up. Only for 300 coins.

All-purpose Automatic Explosive Shotgun:

Feels like a shotgun, works like a grenade launcher. Instead of traditional buckshots, this gun fires grenades like they're slugs and obliterate its obstructions with ease. Or you can think of this as your portable rocket launcher, except the grenades move nearly as fast as bullets. Any zombie caught in the explosion will helplessly flail about in the air. That is, if they're not dead yet. For 1,000 coins, you can show those Brutes you mean serious business.

PlaceRebuilder Bomb:

No medium is safe from the claws of author appearances. In the case that R2DA does get caught, you need to take the opportunity and make it go out with a bang. Literally. This weapon is a fuse bomb vaguely shaped like PlaceRebuilder's head. Light it up and watch it blow up in your hands, eradicating all zombies in the playing field. Why do you survive? Well, thanks to techno magic, a Life-Preserving Quantum Field™ is generated around you right before the bomb explodes. These last-resort toys don't go for cheap; they cost 1,500 coins each and take up an inventory slot. But if you belong in the ranks of the power-hungry freaks, you will see no reason to pass up this amazing explosive!



 NEW MAP 

 Egyptian Extravaganza:

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">To quote a wise wiki regular, "In order to play a game by PlaceRebuilder, you have to think like PlaceRebuilder." He says to make a map in the style of PlaceRebuilder, complete with a stupid name that makes little sense and equally unintelligent script-writing. As you might expect, the map is an Egyptian desert with pyramids. The goal of the map is to be as generic and irritating as possible.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Setting the stage: a nondescript desert area with pyramids and ancient structures.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Here's a basic outline of objectives.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> 1. Find and use the radio to call for rescue.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> 2. The rescue pilots needs his cup noodles before he fetches you. Find the noodles.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> 3. Get water from the river to boil the noodles.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> 4. Find the stove and cook the noodles for one minute.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> 5. Report back to the pilot and tell him you have his noodles. ETA is two minutes.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> 6. The rescue plane arrives, but it has a 50% chance of crashing. <p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">7. The plane lands, but there is a 50% chance it will run out of gas. <p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">8. Hold out for one minute because the pilot, who is an idiot and jerk, won't take off until that time.
 * Should that happen, your only objective left will be to survive.
 * If that is the case, you must find four gas cans and fuel up the plane somehow.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;"> SPECIAL GAMEPASS

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">PlaceRebuilder Romance Path:

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">In this forbidden path of love, surviving the apocalypse is more about killing zombies. It's also about protecting the person you care about, namely PlaceRebuilder. A player who owns this gamepass is given a PlaceRebuilder A.I. partner, and you had better keep him alive and in one piece. If you're successful, at the end of the round, you'll get a nice smooch from yours truly. Love has no price, but this is an exception. For only 5,000 ROBUX, you can fill that gap in your heart.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">So you see, I'm a reasonable fellow. I've seen the downfall of the old Reason 2 Die and I made these proposals to ensure that PlaceRebuilder doesn't repeat history. Carry out these plans and the game will clearly not collapse on itself. To me, you don't have any other people with inventive ideas, and definitely no reason to turn these suggestions down.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">If you took me seriously all the way through, there must be something wrong with your sarcasm sensors. <ac_metadata title="Reason 2 Die Awakening Suggestions For The Greater Good"> </ac_metadata>