Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30676083-20170423210706

HAAAAAAA-DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS SPACE BEFORE! HIGHER ON THE STREET! AND I KNOW IT'S A PLACE TO GO! JAPANESE WORDS! AND THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY! STANDING ON MY FIGHT! IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE MEAN! WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Sorry. It's been a while since I've sung/heard any songs.

Anyways, I'm back. I'm currently at the military/research Dulce, New Mexico. Incase you're wondering, no, there are no aliens here. I checked. So, today, we're doing the most original thing I've done while on the radio: weapon reviews.

ORIGIN AND PRODUCTION

DEJA V-just kidding. Anyways, the Barret 50c was made in..uh..1989, and has been used to kill terrorists, deer, criminals, or idiots for practically 3 decades. Anyways, when the apocalypse started, they seemed lost and where forgotten..until now. One of the people at R Brainwork must've found one of these in the rubble and took it back to the factory, and he got the greenlight to mass-produce it.

Alright, ima mention something. As an ex-awakening, I get benefits. Awakening members don't have to salvage weapons. When they join, they automatically get the Steyr M, the notorious L Brainwork pistol. They get more weapons by ranking up (I made it up to Corporal 4, by the way) and having enough gold to buy it. Alternatively, they can buy the weapon without gold or ranking up, but by ROBUX, the currency before the apocalypse. Just wanted to mention that

THE BARRET OF THIS ERA

The barret has an INSANE amount of damage. It can one-shot a normal zombie without even landing a headshot, as long as that zombie has not evolved too much. You can one-shot an Elemental (at least I'm pretty sure) if you land a headshot as well. The scope makes the weapon even better, drastically improving accuracy and range. The problem is that you need to aim (sorry, Spas users) and it only has 10 bullets without a vest. But, the bullets can go through zombies, which is helpful.

Well, that's the end of the review. I'm switching back to a regular pilot after, I swear to God, the Guard Panthers pilot asked me if I wanted to join every five seconds. I almost went insane. Anyways, we're getting near S.N.R., so that's good. Also, I heard there was a new guy in town. Welcome, O.T.T.S.B.-man-this-is-a-long-acroynm-I.I. See you on the other side, survivors. 