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Reasons 2 Die the story of the dumb reasons that stupid players in roblox dies:

sees zombies kill 2 zombies edgar kid killed a surivor kid surivor screem and rage like the little peice of shit they are. 2 people role playing while the rest fite. 2 of them got killed by a broot and state "THIS GAME STUCKS" "Yea lets play some meepcity" those 2 gay rp kids left. a bacon states he can kill the broot. he throw a gernade broots shields. while elemental play fetch with the gernade. the bacon said "hawahw u sstupid". then. then he realized that he fucked up. when the elemental press e... it was the scream of shrek. we all was fucked up  the bacon hair go and ran acting like a hero even hes a shitty 3.0 he was brave but he must have autsim as he punch the chraged broot the broot was laughing  as the trash 3.0 fite him then the broot ends the bacon hair suffering by shoving a club up the bacon ass. it was totally brutal i can understand why they call them brutez 10 minutes pass by it smells like shit only 10 of us was alive 1 of the suriviors playing with the trash can while others are in the heli pad waiting we were confused like wth heli copter boi where da fock are u. then 2 minutes later we kiled the charged broot. yea it took 13 minutes 2 kill a broot a oder died trying to flirt with the broot i gotta say shes was a fucked up pedo. while we defend we were pushing  back at the e.nd we saw a wanna be trump teen boi he  have 3 bois friends and they made 6 layers of walls i was like "k cool can u help us". now it was 7 of us now. me and my friend were trying to kill all the eleme.....ntals and diggers leapers etc. the server was full. 30 players was the max. then we realize we are done. until. i saw the pills of hope -plays hope song shit stuff-. i grab the pills i only had  1 health left i realized i have to go full mlg mode shit i k im being dramatic but i pull out the best of them all de mini-guns. my friend was beihund the zombie horde and distracted them the zombs turn there back it was perfect. i got my mini gun and fire. BOOM. all the bullets from the mini-gun was so accurate that the bullets was in their ass .yes. in their ass. and yes. i did mean to aim there. k. the wall builders went and build more we are winning. then 30 minute passed. it was 3 of us. a stupid troller and my friend we were confused but the game was fucked up to the point where there was 19 brutes i realized  it was surival unlimited i thought we were in rescue we were doomed the brutez rip through the layers of wall we were in the last layer me and my friend was gunna die but my friend was a furry and shes a girl yes im not a oder i swear but anyway we were about to die she said we need to suicide i ask here why she said "its the key 2 life" and i trusted her but as soon she jump to her death the heli arrived appreantly there was a glitch and suppose to be rescue thx to the mod i jump  in the heli and start kissing and raping it i get to live another day even though its a game it was the best of them all this is the start of reasons 2 die :  stupidity and pr logic coming soon in cimienas

credits: me me me salah me swift uyes

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enimes gramar 10/10 grammar i hope u enjoy this movie story idk

k bye kudos pls 