Board Thread:Lores/@comment-29781728-20170429193534

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Yes! It works, stupid voice recorder from the 1980s.

Uhh... they didn't tell me... what to do?

Oh yeah, I remember now, I have to chrono - uh. Chronol- no, wrong word. Uhhh.

Let's just say log. I have to log...

Everything. Everything, I have to say everything that happened, because we're going to go off planet.

Alright, so first of all, here's a list of everyone:

Researchers:

P. Dot

Pass T.P

C. Lan

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We tried - we trie- OK, you won't understand if you're listening and you're not us. Humans.

Alright, so it started... as far as we can tell, started about... 15 years ago. For you, I guess you could say... revolutions around that big glowing ball.

Anyway, so there was this meteor. Landed 15 years ago, had "BENEFICIAL" bacteria on it.

Beneficial my ass.

Those bacteria were helpful at first. Seemed helpful.

But I'm going to assume you know about... adaptation? It adapted to become... what it wanted to, but not what we wanted it to become. This was about... 14 revolutions ago.

It changed everyone it got inside of. All it took was a few hours, and those who it got inside of went crazy. They killed those who it didn't get inside of.

Death. Death. Death. Death. Sorry, just gotta emphasize that.

Usually, they were just a little stronger. Could take quite a few bullets - those were our most common weapon. High velocity, small, high damage to vitals... you know about that if you got here.

Sometimes, they became fast and more dexterous. "Edgars". Could pull you off, away from your allies if they wanted to - we have this appendage called a tongue inside our mouths. Edgars sort of... made that longer and stronger. Weird.

"Leapers". Launched themselves through the air. Took out hundreds without retaliation, and we had to stay together.

[crackle].

Please don't cut out...

Alright. Then we had "Elementals", highly dangerous. Either highly hot or highly electric. Again, you should know what that means.

Uhh... "Tickers". Had a suit that made them more resistant to our weapons, and also emitted deadly radiation - like light rays, but worse.

Finally, "Brutes", just big, ugly, mean green guys. Exceptionally strong, and formed a symbiotic relationship with the Elementals. Not good.

After about one revolution or so, things eventually turned around and we established things - manufacturers, groups, agencies.

Most of them just focused on combatting them. But our group - our group, the Wikia - we focused on researching them. Keeping records.

Just so that we had information, because information could have lead to a cure. But now, we know that wasn't possible.

We eventually tracked down the only one not affected. At least, that's what we thought.

We talked to him.

He said that he was part of an experiment. The government knew. They KNEW what was going to happen, but they only realized this after that "helpful" bacteria was inside everyone.

They tried to work quickly. But it wasn't fast enough.

They only made enough for a few to be cured. Of course, the first person to be cured was the President of America, and that was who we were talking to.

You want to know what that stupid cure required?

There was more bacteria on that rock.

Not just the bad one.

Real helpful bacteria - ones that evolved from that harmful bacteria to become helpful, and could kill off the bad.

But do you know what those idiots did?

Those rich, idiotic politicians who only cared about themselves, not about the world?

They took them. They could have figured out how they worked, maybe even reproduced them!

But instead they took them all. There were only a few more who got the cure, and they were those rich, selfish polticians.

We gave up, after that. We gave up.

We had to either ATTEMPT to combat the billions of dead roaming around the planet, or just get off of this hellhole.

We got off. Or, we're getting off... in about 30 minutes.

Einstein was wrong!

That's why I'm doing this - so that we know someone else knows.

Someone else can imagine what has happened here.

How many have died, maybe because of others, maybe because of us.

And please, if you're going to be here for long, please be careful.

Don't assume that they just died.

They're still here. I can assure you of that.

Do not

[excited yelling]

try

[loud beeping]

to colonize

[laughing]

Earth.

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