Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25064756-20171201030858/@comment-33841064-20171202164210

"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Joe ate a gun? You make think it's not possible, but it sure is. Joe found a gun that looked like a candy cane and thought it was a real candy. Oh man, he had to have surgery to get all the metal and lead out of his body."

-AaronTehPenguin