Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-32410847-20170913233033/@comment-31846522-20170914000515

i would grab my minigun (that i didnt buy yet but i dont care) and then the zombies would come up, the most harmed would die, but my friend had defibs, so he revived, but uh oh, charged brute

the ones with strongest weapons fight the brute, and the ones with weakest weapons fight the edgars,

im the only one left now, my minigun has one more bullet left until' its trash,

the brute is almost dead, all the edgars are dead but one, and the rest zombies, but one is elemental, WHAT DO I DO????

i grab my rambo knife (that i bought, yes) and throw it at edgar,

OH NO, ONLY A MINIGUN WITH ONE BULLET LEFT AND AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF WEAK KNIVES, IM DOOMED!!!

but then... a miracle happened.

I REALIZED I BROUGHT BANDOLIER!!!!

i sprayed down the brute, took out the zombies, BUT OH NO!!!

THE ELEMENTAL IS STILL THERE, I HAVE NO AMMO LEFT AND HE COULD JUST REGEN HEALTH OR CHANGE FORMS!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!?

but then... another miracle happened. ONE OF THE WEAK HAD FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!

i grab it, and kill the elemental!!!!!

finally, helicopter arrived, but a digger throws me in the air! im almost dead now, all i have left are rambo knives, but luckily, you can kick and punch while ragdolled, so i kicked digger, and got in the helicopter. i win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then the helicopter crashed off-screen and i was dumped in winner area!!!!!!!

all zombies were there too, uh oh!

but plot twist, im a transformer that turns into a toilet!

i turned into the toilet and ate all the zombies

I WIN