Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31280270-20171030105650/@comment-32612909-20171030143026

When people say "it could be worse" they mean you.

You are the reason north Korea wants to launch nukes.

You are the reason why aliens don't want to communicate with us.

You are such a failure that if you went to a failure contest you would come second.

The Pentagon is working on weaponising your photographs of your face.

The only reason we want to terraform other planets is to find a new place to live without you.

Your farts make up for 99% of all greenhouse gases.

Ok that's all.