Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20180526044134

'''The following story is mean't as a joke and is not intended to upset or insult users mentioned in this story. Some you may see here will be extremely inaccurate, so do not take this as a literate fact.'''

Oh hey - welcome back yet again... Ahem, come and sit, I have a new story about a recent happening - when a Chat Mod has now became the Head Chat Mod.

It all started a couple of days ago in Yiris' bedroom in an apartment full of vegetables and raging noobs. He was having an excellent dream terminating bacon-hair troll accounts on the R2D:A Wiki for couch-potatoes and No-life scoundrels. He was in the best part until his bedroom door swings open, spooking Yiris to be wide awake - to see SWAGER21, Kezzera and WikiaColors by his side. SWAGER21 has then taken out a list, congratulating Yiris on his promotion to Head Chat Mod. At first, Yiris was excited, until SWAGER21 then executes Order 7/11. Kezzera and WikiaColors take out buckets of blue food-coloring dye and pounce on Yiris in his bed. Yiris screamed for mercy, his leafy green leaves turning to a deep oceanic blue, SWAGER21 at the doorway continuously giggling to himself, while recording a video to show PlaceRebuilder later on.

No one knows what has happened in that Apartment, those that had checked themselves were taken to Ban-Jail to be kept quiet by SWAGER21. Yiris was no longer a green and fresh cabbage, but a menacing blue one - his personality more authorative than Serun15. Many describe Yiris as losing a best friend so long ago, others say that Yiris has finally discovered the Identity of InfiniteBread, while the rest wondered why he painted himself blue. No matter the declarations, he was forever changed, and has become even more mature than the entire Staff Team. With the investigation for Serun15 to wonder why he was never chosen - but that is another story for another time.

That be the best info I can get around here at this hour. Best get yourself to bed kiddo.

=( Lost Ratchet )= 