Thread:Noob47325/@comment-39435319-20191013131130/@comment-38825900-20191014065140

You see young lad you must enter various trials in order to prove your dedication to shrek

1:  you must swim through a river full of the toxicity of the modern world thanos himself once died in this river

Oh and theres also soul consuming sharks with laser eyes dragon teeth and reptile laser cannon skins

2: You must plague through my domain the land of the dead memes were dead memes upgraded with pumpkinators spookiness and the most vile hentai you ever seen.

even if you get past that you have to fight off the GRIM WEEABOO

AFTER you somehow survive that MySpace will come out of the ground and drag you into the land of the Ultra dead

3: Your journey will probably end here as drama queens flat earthers furries tumblrand several other despicable groups lead by the infamous 4Chan teamed up to battle you in an arena full of lava spewing salmons some edgy version of spongebob that one creepypasta that is considered trash even though its the 2nd most iconic creepypasta, Oh did i mention there was a gorilla octopus hybrid?

4: M I S T A

5: YOUR GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT AN ULTRA SECRET EXPERIEMENT I MADE BY CONTAINING THE SOULS OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE AND FUSING SAID SOULS AND INJECTING A DNA OF EVERY GOD IN THE UNIVERSE AND BY COMBINING EVERY THING LIVING OR NOT BUILDINGS RIVERS I COMBINED EVERY TRIAL EVERY SINGLE THREAT TO MANKIND IN THIS THING ITS LITERALLY MADE OUT OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IT CAN DESTROY 4398943573459834795378275565667346853865348758 OMNIVERSES WITH A SINGLE MOVEMENT IT CAN CREATE 54785471368751613613784134489148139638628347 BLACK HOLES AND END REALITY WITH A SINGLE PUNCH I CALL THIS......

P U P P Y

after you somehow survive that then welcome young friend to our ever growing clan of shrek for we all know that shrek is love and shrek is life for our ogrelord watches upon us we sacrifice dead memes for shrek we have a culture of eating only onions and clowns, we harness the power of teh memes.

and thats how you join