Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-33258156-20171225060510

you all know what this is...well this skin was sponsored by mcdonalds found exclusively inside of the happy meal

once upon a pleasant day in cafe county in the building of McCafe a regular boy was trying to get some juice and a happy meal for his breakfast

boy: hello sir i would like to get 1 happy meal with 6 pieces of chicken nuggets and 1 orange juice

cashier: 1 happy meal....with 6 pieces...and a juice... that will be $5.89, you will receive your order when your number is up on the screen

as the boy was waiting for his order all of the suddenlys the zambies came!!! oh no!! but right on time the boy's order was ready, and he desperately tried to find what was the toy in his happy meal

boy: wow!!! i got 2 uzis from my happy meal!! thanks mcdonalds! now i can defend myself against the zambies!!!!!!11!!!!!

and then the zambies came to mccafe for a coffee after a hard day of dying from the survivors

boy: Lets go get a cheeseburger.

and then he shot the zambies and refilled near the cafe to shoot more!!!

turns out the boy was actually ronald mcdonald himself and then he cleared round 1 and got $50 with a free airstrike...but little did he know that he needs to kill much more zambies to save cafe county... 