Board Thread:Lores/@comment-31524869-20170126065105

Disclaimer: This topic is fully under the current knowledge and basic eye witnessed facts, Some topics you may see may or may not be convincingly true at all.

Good day from S.N.R Radio, atleast making a recording will now be bearable than last time, that horrible crustacean we disected on the beach a mile from our camp. So today will be another mob analysis, I am really running out of ways on any other mobs, though, I got a new shipment - ok, basically me finding things around that would be news-worthy these days, though, I do not see why not be able to mention this one, as this is just as common if it's in the same statue as the Edgar. This topic will roughly be on the dreaded, and yet very effective mob out there, the Ticker.

Origins Of Appearance​

You know, I think some survivor has found one of them with some kind of old stop-watch that makes ticking noise, and now it has completely been dubbed the Ticker, don't ask me how it's named like that, because it doesn't even make a ticking noise at all to begin with. I envy to the guy that had to be in that suit, really. I mean, it could be anytime that a sniper or some crazed survivor would shot this guy's tank and explode from the oxygen's pressure. Though thats hardly the case these days.. because now their just like normal zombie fitted into a hazmat suit with a very bulky helmet to resist radiation, which.. ironically gives radiation in return, but their record on appearance is roughly the same time these new kinds showed up, and are ironically part of a British Hazardous Team, with the icon of Pinewood Builders.

Now, before we go to conclusions, This group is long dead, according to Governmet Officals on this file here. But the fact that the suits are owned by them, I don't blame the survivors who thought that they are the "Masterminds" of this apocolypse, but in all honest words, their not, and I even have proof of that, you recall the 'Biologist' from my "King" Crab log? well, he's retired from that program and they had no interests in any Bio-Engineering that he was aware of. Though thats just my opinion, not like I have a YouTube account to be disliked anyways.

Evolution Of The Ticker

​Their just alike of the Boomer. Really. The Boomer before it vanished was a Biological hazard to any survivor, and get this, their much more infectious than any mob around, or so this piece of paper here says.. I really do wish I have internet again, so I wouldn't be near paperwork like I work in the CIA (Don't ask if I was, I am not but I used to be a pizza delivery guy if that satisfies you.. It was a living, OK!), but still, it would be nice without the papers everywhere on this desk. Ahem, anyways, once the Boomer vanished, this variant appeared.. well, I think roughly many days after the Edgar showed up again and deadlier than before, though it was obviously from Europe as Pinewood Builders Co. seems to have the right gear for these new variants.

But these one's don't puke like the boomers when they see a survivor, get it..? Because they.. eh.. ehh.. ah forget it, humor's not with me today, but instead of using bodily fluids as it's course of weapons (thank god for that..), it now decides to be like a Moving-Nuclear-Bomb, leaking nuclear wastes and if you hit the cylinder tanks - KABOOM to Kingdom Come! - if you are close, that is. Though for the zombie inside the suit? I do not know what it looks like, maybe some.. Radioactive biomass on a dead corpse.. while giving smiles.. Ugh, thinking of that blasted Elemental again..

The Ticker Of Today

These things are becoming more self-aware than anyone, really, has realised. When things go rough, they get close as they can, and they will turn, exposing their tanks for you to accidently shoot them, one reason why I hate shotguns. Two, they seem intelligent enough to sit there and let the radioactive waste kill you out, even the radiation goes through walls, which makes having a fortified base very pointless. But yet, they take such a beating, they may aswell be covers for any weaker zombies. Total tacticians right there! though they move like my Aunt Laura, now, she's a nice woman, but she is slow which I have to admit, though, I wonder how a zombie would be in a suit like that filled with gases of radiation.. it still leads to that obvious question is if someone's up to this, though, maybe my partners here are right, this doesn't even seem like an apocolypse at all, but a war.

Well, that's all I can say, and I will be off for a while, until we find more fuel for the Generators, and a better story. Keep safe out there, S.N.R Out.

- Qwerty-To-Twelve 