Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-29781728-20170425135742

I ran all previous patch notes through a Markov Chain Text Generator with a word limit of 1500, this is what came out (edited slightly):

gamemode ^ Increase Casius, Kingstreet (not done) Read of objectives

Update 0.3.6 + Added Reliable weather Explosions now block 26 menu add highscore item (System may still be useless) Click their name message + Added RSC to NoMercy [MAP] nightvision! - Removed XelPixels HQ + Added shotgun & OfficeMan & OfficeMan & Colt Python ^ Alloween Rounds per menu view fame penetration in ingame store equip Steyr M [SKIN] + Added new server log (admins) + Added ClearCircle [SM] + Added leaper stuck in air (!) Levelup GUI for R700 and M16A1 Click up animational hit particles Third Tier II [ARMOR] + Added Fenix PD35 to Panama, Fox + Added Subscript (super jump glitch spot - Removed time for Christmas EventStore + Added Elemental (Jolt) [MOB] Using ks:ed + Added bolt Python + Added Winter Wonderland [MAP] + Added Shotguns more alive Once of when spawns on Terminal ^ Hints zombie spawn loadOutfit spam ^ Edited Bowtag dot [SKIN] + Added Bossview introls + Splash + Added Fame if not save system + Added Toolbar (?) ^ Improved dynamic grip (!) - Removed brute + Added Zombies
 * Fixed hidden in winscreen
 * Fixed squeezed votemap image
 * Fixed Leaper, is now red
 * Fixed medkit
 * Disabled (!)
 * Fixed payment guns and zombie death added
 * Fixed dchathistle [DS]
 * Fixed FPS->Winscreen arm glitch are alive at a time
 * Fixed resurrect
 * Fixed splashnikov
 * Fixed maillist hide, unhide
 * Fixed multiple kill multiple kill multiple 