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Next melee: Anti-zombie spoon Deals 9999 damage Takes -666% energy per swing Invincibility when swinging it Cost: the low price of wasting 5 minutes-3 months of your life Obtained from Phalnyx's peanut butter jar on Bori Rig

Seriously

We need a genuine

LEGIT melee

An actual melee weapon

Like a machete