Thread:GoSinister/@comment-35233259-20200114051741

Dear GoSinister,

To start off, I would like to introduce myself since I am a nobody. My username is Anti_Avatar and I am the "CEO" of a crappy "garage company" known as Avatar Arms. Currently, my "company" is a lonely one, only filled in by me and a bunch of fictional people I made up.

Ever heard of the quote "If you can't beat them, join them"? I am assuming you do, and this is exactly why I am writing this "letter". I am mainly asking to give up my one-person company to you, in return of two things. One, I would like to take a position in Sinister Arms Inc. that's not too high (as I am a busy person IRL and an introvert), nor too low. One suggestion could be like, say, a "web surfer" who looks for weapons.

Two, I would appreciate it if we collaborate on a possible popularization and remake of two weapon ideas I have made which lack both popularity and a model. The two are the crossbow and the Serbu Super-Shorty. This is the only point I really want fulfilled.I'm not asking that we be friends, but just at least partners in improving these crappy ideas. You may later find out that I have made two other suggestions, but please don't mind about them.

If you happen to notice this letter and read it in its entirety, I would like to thank you for your time and possible consideration for this offer. Rejecting any of these offers is understandable, but humiliating me by using this letter as a way to mock me is just a terrible way to think of someone who actually praises some of your achievements.

Thanks, Anti_Avatar 