Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30953800-20170106004112/@comment-31018335-20170106005152

It was a cold morning. I turned on my computer and began to play R2DA. I joined a server where everybody was spamming FFA. I was too poor to afford any decent weapons in FFA so i knew i was gonna die. The map was that oil rig thingy. I join the match and got murdered by 5 minigunners all wearing bulldozer armor. This happen to everyone in the server and the mingunners soon began to look for their last target. The last target was Nip Nip. He had been AFK the whole round, but suddenly he typed :^) in the chat. He equipped his db and ran off. Nip Nip instantly ace the 5 minigunners with perfect headshots. The chat soon fill with rage as Nip Nip was called a hacker every second. Nip Nip responded with :^). That all he ever said. A new round began, it was normal with the transit map. Nip Nip spwaned with a glock 18 and a flashbang. His rank was high enough and he had enough money to get better guns but he never used them. We all spawned but Nip Nip rushed off and looted every medkit box before anyone could touch it. The zombies began to spawn but Nip Nip ignored all of them and ran straight towards the one elemental and landed 4 perfect headshots. The elemental didn't even get a chance to realize what had happen until his screen turn black and white. Nip Nip ran across the map like a mad man and collected all the planks and fixed the train track by himself. Nip Nip wasn't like me and the other players he didn't farm or camp. He ignored every zombie but the elementals. He dodged leapers so perfectly that they never even get to touch him. He out ran edgars and juked their tongues left and right. Nip Nip was untouchable. He completed the entire track in 1 min while i try to steal zombie kills from other people. No one really cared that the track was complete. The minigunners were waiting for a brute. Then one finally spawned. The minigunners prepared to unload every single bullet until that brute became nothing but a pile of limbs. But Nip Nip was a mastermind he was awlays one step ahead of everyone. The minigunners fired upon the brute, but suddenly Nip Nip jumped out of nowhere and perfrom a Chuck Norris round house kick and completely outplayed that brute and stole the kill. His timing was perfect. The minigunners argued with each other on who got the kill. But I knew Nip Nip got the kill and he typed :^). The rest of the time I was on the server went like this. Nip Nip ignored every zombie expect the elementals, completed objectives by himself and stole every brute kill. He never lost any health. Nip Nip was a God. Finally another FFA in kingstreet. Nip Nip pick the skorpion this time and the colt python. Some of the minigunners left the server but other high ranks took their place. The round started, and I didn't get any kills and was quickly killed by a full spas round right into my head. Then I saw in the chat :^), and suddenly, the spas player turned around Nip Nip landed a perfect 2 shots into his head. then he typed :^). He then quickly ran towards the bridge. Two people were fighting it out, and Nip Nip cleaned them both up with his skorpion and typed :^). Soon the server got salty and the chat was fill with rage. Nip Nip just responded with :^) Nip Nip was playing a mind game with them. Everytime he typed :^) he slowy tilted every player into a state of rage. Nip Nip ran towards the middle of king street he was confronted by an Ak-47 player but Nip Nip's reaction was quick. He landed a full skorpion round and the player soon died before he could fire a single bullet out of his Ak-47. Nip Nip then typed :^). Nip Nip wasn't overly confident he was careful with his every move as he picked off one player by one. Until he had only one round left in his colt python. The minigunners ended up killing each other, but one minigunner remained along with a sniper on one of the buildings. Nip Nip went into subway and waited. The minigunner murdered the sniper with no problem and soon began looking for Nip Nip. Nip Nip  sat there on the subway and waited. Then in a sudden burst of speed Nip Nip jumped onto the minigunner entering the subway the mingunner tried to fire at Nip Nip but Nip Nip typed :^) before the minigunner could spin up, and circled the minigunner dodging an entire round from the minigun. Nip Nip fired his colt python and landed all 6 shots into his head and typed :^). The chat was so salty at that point nobody could look at it without their eyes turning into mush. I could feel grains of salt flying at me from my computer monitor.  The massive rage filled the chat and Nip Nip responded with :^).