Board Thread:Lores/@comment-29805041-20170104064950

hi my name is noob pocket and i am rank 0 - 0 and i use pistol. before the sani outbreak i towed public toilets off a cliff and even killed people. i lived in a one story house and liked to collect pictures and dead people. i had so many 3.0 friends before the outbreak we played on the swings all day long and ate my neighbours cat.

but one day everything changed, there was no mailman tapped to my mail box because zombies ate him, donald trump was gone, that creepy lady that stalks me gone, the person i toture in my basement gone, how bad.

i then ran away from my house but then i forgot to brush my teeth and clean my bed so i did that and ran away again. i ran all the way and sprinted 1 km in two hours and got too tired so i decided to go back home when i saw ugly green things behind me so i ran again.

53523652387567836583458736 years later i saw a city whiched looked like 1930's kingstreet and i saw people with guns and shoot green humans. i then joined because it was fun so i quickly went into the dumpster and found 00000000000.1 damage pistol which is op and then i joined in.

i even threw green eggs and killed a big green muscle thing. to this day which was one minute ago i fight green aliens and discourage teamwork and eat garbage. 