Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-29781728-20170222233014

Alect was hard at work. Mod calls were flying in. Almost 5 a minute. Most of them were guest kicks. This one poor guest, "Guest 27", was getting kicked over and over. Poor guy, Alect thought to himself. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pulling on his hat. He tried to fight back at the unseen force, but felt sharp blows hitting his back, and turned around. Alect wasn't the most muscular person, so to be honest, he stood no chance in a fight. However, his giant Razer Gaming Chair(TM) flopped over due to the fast spin around, and directly hit his attacker in his weak spot for massive damage.

As he lay on the floor, he heard the pitter-patter of footsteps running away. He contemplated calling Place, and he did. All Place had to say was "GET BACK TO WORK", and "PROBABLY SOME IDIOT FROM THE WIKIA". Oh well. Had to get back to work. But then he had a thought. Perhaps he just needed some rest. Maybe he just imagined all that? I mean, maybe his hat was just falling off and he overreacted. He hadn't got a lot of rest in the past few days. The other mods could deal with it...

He took his strongest sleeping pills. "TYCOONSIMULATOR XTRASTRONG, GURANTEED TO MAKE YOU FALL ASLEEP WITHIN 5 MINUTES!" As he trudged off to bed, head drooping, he swore he could hear a door open. Just tired. He closed his eyes, and counted to 300. ...260...270...280... a chuckle. He tried to open his eyes. They would not open. The chuckle became louder. Finally, after a lot of effort, he found himself staring at someone wearing a cat mask. Fighting against the drowsiness was impossible. His heartbeat slowed, and his eyes snapped shut.

An unfamiliar bed, an uncomfortable comforter, and the smell of perfume woke him up. Handcuffs prevented him from scratching that itch that had shown up, and suddenly the scent of chocolate chip cookies filled the room. His favourite. That was good... no it wasn't. How did they know? Unless... as he struggled to come to terms with the fact that someone was stalking him, he suddenly heard a purr. A horrible imitation of a cat's purr. Oh no.

"Purrrrr.... I am your friend. Do not be afraid. I've been watching you for a while..." the person in the cat mask came closer as they spoke the last few words. "and I really like you." Alect screamed, but his screams were cut off as cookies were shoved into his mouth. But as he struggled, he felt the familiar bump in his hip that indicated his phone was still there. Perhaps he had a chance to escape.

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