Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20180406111907

The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...

King: Ahahahaha! I am BACK!

[Dramatic Lightning]

King: Whoops- At least my powers still work.. It has been too long.

[King begins glazing itself with yummy sauce]

King: I will finally avenge my father's legacy. Hired some newer goons and retrained the entire Cake Army for the invasion of Earth. To finally end the murdering of innocent little cakes.

[Throws the Glazing Sauce away]

King: And they now come to my domain to stop me. Typical Humans. I have made a most impossible obby than even that pathetic clock they conquered a-

[The Ship is gone while a mass of cloud and cake corpses litter everywhere]

King: NOOOOOO!!! How can this be!? And who would take my Private Flying Boat!? I will kill those that have-

[Suddenly 20+ survivors spawn out of nowhere]

Survivor 23: CAIK!!

Survivor 17: Toy Sword is mine scrubs!

King: My father is right.. they really are selfis-

[They pop out M249's/Miniguns]

King: AAAAAAAAAHHH!! STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEHEEHEEEEEE!!!

[They dodge every power he has]

King: HOW THE BLOODY HELL ARE THEY NOT DYING!? I need a Red Orb Stat!

[Survivors Shoot the Red Orb and vanishes]

King: NOO! MY LIFE SAVING OR- Ooof!

[Cake falls apart and drops his favorite chest]

[Survivors pounce on the chest and brawl]

Survivor 04: NOOOB!! I WANT THAT CHEST!

Survivor 30: I WAITED FOR 2 HOURS, BACK OFF!

Survivor 01: I GOT TEH SWORD! :D :D  [Survivors shriek and initiate vote kicks]

King: Why... Why do they come now to only scream and fight in my kingdom... [Sobs]

=( Lost Ratchet )= 