Board Thread:Lores/@comment-26124452-20171202125444

Now before i begin this story i wanted to say Stealing is bad,Should not be seen anything but disgusting.

This story took place 10 years ago...

Today im going to tell you with the help of 3 others stealing the greatest heist of all time

This is the story of the STOLEN Slushy Machine.

Before i start this story,this will break down into 3 parts because it is too long for me to type it.

Names and locations has been changed to protect their privacy (Sorry little bro)

I was a dank 16 year old person who likes to have party and bamboozling around lookin like a tough guy living in a small town

The friends that helped me...Let's call them Yeti and Rhyno

Yeti is my best friend living one mile away from me,so sometimes when mem and Rhyno visit Yeti's house we sometimes stop at a concession stand.

Then one day Yeti's criminal mind came and he said 'If we could break into that concession stand we can get free unlimited candies!WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS!'

I gotta admit the idea of living like 'Kings' are impressive,so it was decided 2 days before christmas,in the dead of night,We break into that concession stand,and find a way to barge in.

Well as it turns out...I OWN A HATCHET

Yeti has brute strenght

While Rhyno...has good eye sight lookin at people far away.

So the 3 of us go to the back of the concession stand,there the door was covered with heavy black metal,the next infront of it is the door to the inside of the concession stand,so with brute force we smashed the door with a hatchet,which tooks us one hour...But guess what's inside that door is a small administration office,and ANOTHER metal door.

We Swear at the same time...

There was no key for that second door.

But then came to our mind,Should we even take deadlier risk of being spotted on and barge into the second door or we turn back...

Me and Rhyno agree to go back ,Besides there was a party on Yeti's neighbour,but Yeti himself didn't want to leave,he doesn't want to give up

After a heated arguement we decided to go back,we failed

AT THIS POINT another character is introduced...Let's call him Elpo (Electric Pole) for his massive height (standing 6 foot 5 inch)

Elpo borrowed a van from her mom,so he picked us up to go to the party

While in the driveway,Elpo was frustated because he isn't the part of the act,he said 'IM NOT DRIVING A SINGLE FOOT UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN ME THE ENTIRE STORY' So eventually he joined too.

At the party,Yeti is frustated,he wanted to go back and steal that concession stand.

So at the end we return to the crime scene,barge our way in,after 1 more hour of grueling bargin in the second door,we finally break through.

OH UNTIL OUR GLORIOUS DISSAPOINTMENT.

The room was empty...

NO Sour Skittles,No Candy,No Gatorade,And worst of all...NO BEEF JERKY.Just a dollar bill,and a Slushy Machine

We swear again...

Now when i say 'Slushy Machine' i didn't meant those small sleak tabletops,This one is really huge,standing taller than my head

Then Yeti's mind came and say 'Why don't we take the slushy machine with us and take it home,there's a lot of drinks at home we can use it on'

We agreed so we took the slushy machine into our van

Now at this time it is midnight and the slushy machine was too big so we had to open the back garage door (idk how you say it) and put it in leaving it open,with huge risks of cops detecting our suspicious activity,even though its around 1 am the area that we are driving is usually busy due to a 24 hour gas station at the other side of the street.

So we take our risk,take it back to my Secret shed,There after exhaustion we turned on the slushy machine,excited to pour party for nonstop...It was gonna be slushy and high fives for the next few months.

But what happens next...

The Slushy Machine won't turn on...

We tried everything,searching the back for missing components,But nothing happens,it's just a dead metal machine.

Our ideas of having a party,slushies,non stop drinking,are melting away faster than an ice melts.

The Slushy Machine is in my shed,so it is best decided that we split and go to our own homes,leaving me in the Shed all alone with a giant Dead Slushy Machine...

This Story is far from over...The next chapter is Coming soon...

Stay Tuned! 