Board Thread:Lores/@comment-30248084-20200110045448

The following story is not mean't to be accurate, and should not be taken as a literate fact. Viewer discretion is advised...

Penguin: "Whoooaa! You got such a nice home, it really fits your personality!"

[An Oversized Snowman Thunderously Sits Down Giggling In Happiness From Comment]

Penguin: "WHOA! plez Senpai, be careful! I just got outta workshop just this morning!"

Frosty Jr: "Rub Rubbah.." [Lowers head In A Bit Of Shame]

Penguin: "..uhh, what?"

Frosty Jr: "Rub Rubbah."

Penguin: "If you rub me, you're gonna get in-"

Frosty Jr: [Stands Up Immediatety Angry] "RUBBAH BA BRAWWH!!"

Penguin: "Senpai! PLEZ! I DID NO-"

Frosty Jr: [Runs Over To A Terminal And Stares At Screen] "Wubbah BRAAHH!! Rrrrr..."

Penguin: "What- Who's on your mountain?"

[Screen Is Observing Survivors - That Egg Each Other, Use obscene Language (Thankfully Terminal Censors) And Scream With Bloody Rage When Frosty's Defenses Work]

Penguin: "Those man babies killed your dad? Your dad really sucked if thats the case."

Frosty Jr: [Growls Seeing Survivors Make It Across] "Grruhhhh"

Penguin: "Papa G will stop them Senpai, he never fails! You even cooked him so well in the oven a few minutes ago!"

[Papa G Begins Throwing Snowballs At Survivors That Shoot At Him]

Penguin: "..Wow, who taught him how to thr-"

[Papa G Makes An Oof Sound And Collapses, The Gate Opens And The Survivors Screech With Excitement Into It, While Some Danced Like Losers Outside Next To Door]

Frosty Jr: "WABBA GEE!! Wuuuh-ho-ho-hoooo..." [Cries Into It's Hands]

Penguin: "So thats how the cookie crumbles..."

Frosty Jr: [Stops And Angirly, Yet Slowly, Stares At The Penguin]

Penguin: "SENPAI, I DID NOT MEAN IT IN A PUNNING-"

[20+ Stomps Land On The Ground From Nowhere Outside]

Survivor 12: "Yeee! Frosty Jr! I cannot beleve heas hear!!!"

Survivor 22: "Listen, Tripod's mine, do not take me freakin chest for a skin!"

Penguin: "Tripod?? You have a M2 Tripod as your loot.. of ALL THINGS!?"

Frosty Jr: "Eeehehe, Mmmmm!! [Picks Up Tripod And Snuggles It]

Penguin: "Senpai.. Why are you hugging-"

Survivor 02: "WERE IS BOOSS"

Survivor 29: "Shaddap, let me ride me plane :3"

Survivor 08: "Hey geis, waech me take leaks on this snowflaek stone! :D"

Frosty Jr: [Gasps] "NRUUUUUUU!!!!!" [Immediately Picks Up Hammer And Rushes Out Of The Door]

Penguin: "SENPAI DON'T- THEIR BAI-"

[Door Slams Infront Of Penguin]

Penguin: "...But I wanna see fight Senpai.."

[Gunfire Immediately Comes From The Survivors, Frosty Jr. Roars]

Penguin: "Come on Senpai.. you can do it.. do your shock thing!"

[Dramatic Lightning Happens And Forsty Jr Roars Louder]

Penguin: "Win it Senpai! Win win wi-!"

[Frosty Jr.'s Turns Into Screaming, Then Begins Bashing The Door In Attempt To Get Back Inside]

Penguin: "S-SENPAI! The Wattah, Remember the wa-!"

Frosty Jr.: "WEMGUI- Ooof! [Body Crashes Onto The Ice]

Penguin: "NOOOAAAAOOO!! SENAPII!!! D;"

Survivor 13: "GUIS! I GOT TEH KEY"

Penguin: "Uh oh..."

[Door Opens And Survivors Frantically Rush In Shoving And Pushing While Screaming Something]

Penguin: "0.0"

Survivor 22: "HAHA, I almost got the ch- GAAHHH!!" [Trips And Careens Away From Penguin, Landing On Back]

Survivor 16: [Bacon Hair Opens Chest, Getting Tripod] "YEEEEEEEEEE!!! :D :D :D"

[Everyone Screams In Rage And Then Dogpiles Him While Throwing Bags Of Salt]

Survivor 22: [Sits Up Immediately With His Face Beet Red With Reddened Eyes, Looking At The Penguin]

Penguin: ";--; ...sowwy!?"

Survivor 22: "YOU ████████, I WAITED 66 ████████████████ HOURS YA ████████, ████████████████████!!! IM GONNA-"

[Survivors Poof Out Of Existence, And Penguin Faints]

[Frosty Jr. Rumbles Out A Sad Moan, Melting Into A Gigantic Puddle On The Ice In Replacement For Tears]

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