Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-33333968-20191225231423

When I heard that an actual controllable plane was in the gifts I was pretty excited to get it. What did I get? A mount barely useful for anything other than flying somewhere you want to at the speed of a mentally retarded obese bird. At this point this mount actually made me stop complaining about sleigh, it put to shame every single legendary gift I've ever gotten in r2da. We ask for a plane and we get a mentally retarded obese bird.

So here's how the mount works apparently:

step 1: spawn ur plane and pray someone doesn't put a fence in your way, then wait 3 hours for the engine to start. make sure you're in a very tight space cluttered with objects to immediately fail on takeoff.

step 2: once ur speeding up, scream autistically to ensure you crash and hold down W to fly

step 3: W is to speed into objects faster so you leave this miserable world, S is to slow down because you're a complete coward and scared of speed, not that it is speedy in the first place anyway. A and D are to steer into random objects to accomplish the objective of the W key.

step 4: once u run out of fuel just land anywhere you want, you won't totally blow up with no fuel inside your plane.

step 5: repeat the process until you quit r2da

So basically this is the reality of the mount, it sucks alot more than sleigh despite having control. The sleigh was alot better, and frankly after the wiki changed the pink gift rarity saying "it was actually 5% we were just trying to raise morale". I was expecting a really good mount since m2 was nerfed and we get a lameass plane we worked so hard for.

I'd like to see major buffs to it and it's capabilities:

-Cutting down on the delay of the engine by 50-75%

-Give 50% more fuel

-Give it the ability to fly with some campaign items that are small. 